Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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Yeah, a bit racist. A lot of races have large derrieres.
It's their lawyer dad, Robert , got the Kardashian name further on the map in the 90s. Rob jr looks just like him.
The huge .... I AM TELLING YOU IDK how she got that many IMPLANTS IN THERE..
LOL, a bit racist. True. That's me I can own it.
You know though, it's racist to call someone racist now, especially if they are "owning it" because they are then on their way to "protesting" also known as "burning things down" also known as "I am a communist not a Marxist because I don't know who that dude is, because if I DID I would bee horrified with myself."
You are welcome for my self-analysis. Any minute now I will be joining the organization called "Black lives Always Mattered Knock it the f
k off." Anyone can join except those who are in "Black lives Matter" because they are mutually exclusive.
Anna
LOL, a bit racist. True. That's me I can own it.
You know though, it's racist to call someone racist now, especially if they are "owning it" because they are then on their way to "protesting" also known as "burning things down" also known as "I am a communist not a Marxist because I don't know who that dude is, because if I DID I would bee horrified with myself."
You are welcome for my self-analysis. Any minute now I will be joining the organization called "Black lives Always Mattered Knock it the f
k off." Anyone can join except those who are in "Black lives Matter" because they are mutually exclusive. Anna
just bring yer banjo!!!My next rental. Probably.
Anna
I am going to sic the husband on air bmb I think. When it comes to month to month it may be our best bet.
Yeah. I am not doing Air BNB. The whole IDEA of Air BNB (at least here in Tucson) is you RENT out your house when you are NOT there.
Freaking... Clarksburg WV (Which can currently eat me) is SO up its own .... (I would need the banjo I bet, although I personally find it to be a charming instrument, that movie notwithstanding.) But yeah, WV is SO up its own .... about the lack of BATHROOMS (Seriously I mean you will see, for sale, a house with 5 rooms and ONE bathroom and you will think-- if you are me--by GOLLY that bathroom must be in use CONSTANTLY I mean I bet it never stops FLUSHING-- but yea I found ONE place that accepts dogs and you get your own room AND bathroom but the dude "John" is like, "as friendly as you want to be" I mean I don't have a picture but there is something about BNBs with owners present that, in my experience anyway always seems to lead to the offer of a threesome, a foursome, HELL his BEAGLE may be involved for all I know and I LIKE beagles I also like my OWN SPACE HOLY FRANKENSTINE! NO. I mean some places want you to SHARE a bathroom with the owners as if that were some kind of NORMALCY. God, I cannot imagine anything more horrible than having to share my sacred place where I POOP while paying 1K a month for a pull out sofa bed in a room and PAYING the owner to POOP in the owner's BATHROOM.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That IS A REAL OFFER on AIR BNB!!!
So I found apartments than can be short term they have a small fenced in deck or balcony I am gonna say I am disabled (because technically I AM) and like, rent a room on the ground floor and the dog is just gonna have to deal and the husband is just going to have to walk it.
It's my best, cheapest option and it is ALL I can do.
I don't want to hang out with "John and the Beagle" and I have ALWAYS thought that BNB's with owners there (even if you never see them you feel their presence, man) is just WRONG and doing that for 3-4 months would make me STABBY.;
Apartment it is, rather an expensive one but less than John and his damn Beagle. I am SURE we can remediate the horrors the dog will perpetrate upon the apartment and he will be spending some time in a cage. ON the plus side, a bear won't eat him.
JESUS HOLY JESUS THIS MORNING.
The husband is done with our house.
Soon we will buy another one and my life will return to SLIGHTLY normal which would be SUPER COOL OMG.
Anna
I am buying a banjo. Before I get there. I need to fit in.
Anna
Freaking... Clarksburg WV (Which can currently eat me) is SO up its own .... (I would need the banjo I bet, although I personally find it to be a charming instrument, that movie notwithstanding.) But yeah, WV is SO up its own .... about the lack of BATHROOMS (Seriously I mean you will see, for sale, a house with 5 rooms and ONE bathroom and you will think-- if you are me--by GOLLY that bathroom must be in use CONSTANTLY I mean I bet it never stops FLUSHING-- but yea I found ONE place that accepts dogs and you get your own room AND bathroom but the dude "John" is like, "as friendly as you want to be" I mean I don't have a picture but there is something about BNBs with owners present that, in my experience anyway always seems to lead to the offer of a threesome, a foursome, HELL his BEAGLE may be involved for all I know and I LIKE beagles I also like my OWN SPACE HOLY FRANKENSTINE! NO. I mean some places want you to SHARE a bathroom with the owners as if that were some kind of NORMALCY. God, I cannot imagine anything more horrible than having to share my sacred place where I POOP while paying 1K a month for a pull out sofa bed in a room and PAYING the owner to POOP in the owner's BATHROOM.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That IS A REAL OFFER on AIR BNB!!!
So I found apartments than can be short term they have a small fenced in deck or balcony I am gonna say I am disabled (because technically I AM) and like, rent a room on the ground floor and the dog is just gonna have to deal and the husband is just going to have to walk it.
It's my best, cheapest option and it is ALL I can do.
I don't want to hang out with "John and the Beagle" and I have ALWAYS thought that BNB's with owners there (even if you never see them you feel their presence, man) is just WRONG and doing that for 3-4 months would make me STABBY.;
Apartment it is, rather an expensive one but less than John and his damn Beagle. I am SURE we can remediate the horrors the dog will perpetrate upon the apartment and he will be spending some time in a cage. ON the plus side, a bear won't eat him.
JESUS HOLY JESUS THIS MORNING.
The husband is done with our house.
Soon we will buy another one and my life will return to SLIGHTLY normal which would be SUPER COOL OMG.
Anna
I am buying a banjo. Before I get there. I need to fit in.
Anna
Fixed this for me. Oh, went to an art HS but I was high a lot. Can you tell? It's a miracle I got ANYWHERE in life, frankly. LOL
OH my God that is horrifying. In so many ways.
Oh well.
Anna
OH my God that is horrifying. In so many ways.
Oh well.
Anna
At this point in my life I would pay good money to be a gimp. I may be remembering the character incorrectly I am not a big fan of Quentin Tarntino Or John Travolta.
But yeah, Quentin ALWAYS had to over do.
Anna
But yeah, Quentin ALWAYS had to over do.
Anna
Then, I think I want to be the gimp. This consciousness grows tiresome so if it's something awful like, I will feel way better upon my return.
Oh NO!!! Is it the ball gag torture guy? I don't want to be the gimp because the gimp could also be James and his Beagle and I could never live with doing that to myself. LOL.
Of course, maybe it's better to do it to me than someone else, especially if I don't have to feel it at the time. But, remembering ME looming over me.....
It's all good anyway in flagrant disregard of ALL sanity, (the husband also been working some computer rental magic stuff here, we may be living in a heavily toxic metal swamp house down by the river but BONUS!! 300 bucks a month Type deal!) but you gotta actually go there to asses such things. So we are shipping our stuff to a "place yet to be determined" and "Driving to a hotel yet to be determined" for an "undetermined amount of time" and then we DECIDE upon house by river, James and his Beagle, RV whatever then we run out of money but I will still go to work the husband can wash windshields by the side of the road, like.
I cannot say I love this plan. I LOVE NONE OF THIS PLAN AND TECHNICALLY OUR FREAKING.... I should STILL be recovering from COVID on the COUCH! Let alone with a start date. Sheesh.
So yeah well, um, I do feel better. Physically.;
IDK what else to do though.
Ahna
Oh NO!!! Is it the ball gag torture guy? I don't want to be the gimp because the gimp could also be James and his Beagle and I could never live with doing that to myself. LOL.
Of course, maybe it's better to do it to me than someone else, especially if I don't have to feel it at the time. But, remembering ME looming over me.....
It's all good anyway in flagrant disregard of ALL sanity, (the husband also been working some computer rental magic stuff here, we may be living in a heavily toxic metal swamp house down by the river but BONUS!! 300 bucks a month Type deal!) but you gotta actually go there to asses such things. So we are shipping our stuff to a "place yet to be determined" and "Driving to a hotel yet to be determined" for an "undetermined amount of time" and then we DECIDE upon house by river, James and his Beagle, RV whatever then we run out of money but I will still go to work the husband can wash windshields by the side of the road, like.
I cannot say I love this plan. I LOVE NONE OF THIS PLAN AND TECHNICALLY OUR FREAKING.... I should STILL be recovering from COVID on the COUCH! Let alone with a start date. Sheesh.
So yeah well, um, I do feel better. Physically.;
IDK what else to do though.
Ahna
I'm doing JACK today. Well, that's not true I will probably do some things to my overabundance of energy from fixing the house. If I don't do things, I get cranky.
But I am resting from THINKING about our stuff, man. The husband can take over, he is very good at this logistical stuff. I am most certainly the reverse. If it were up to me I'd probably arrive with 3 pairs of underwear, a few vapes, and like a sleeping bag and some hohos. Something like that.
But as most stuff will be in a shipping container, packing the car should be.... Interesting. I don't HAVE to take all my clothes, but I would LIKE to probably. Gonna have to thin the herd. Hey I could do that TODAY.
I have No Idea what to do about my nic. The freezer is not gonna fit in one of the cars. I imagine my husband will like, have a dim view of my roping it to the top of my car (no roof rack.)
Suggestions are being taken.
Anna
But I am resting from THINKING about our stuff, man. The husband can take over, he is very good at this logistical stuff. I am most certainly the reverse. If it were up to me I'd probably arrive with 3 pairs of underwear, a few vapes, and like a sleeping bag and some hohos. Something like that.
But as most stuff will be in a shipping container, packing the car should be.... Interesting. I don't HAVE to take all my clothes, but I would LIKE to probably. Gonna have to thin the herd. Hey I could do that TODAY.
I have No Idea what to do about my nic. The freezer is not gonna fit in one of the cars. I imagine my husband will like, have a dim view of my roping it to the top of my car (no roof rack.)
Suggestions are being taken.
Anna
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