My initial thoughts were, well placed, and smart girl with 2
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I bet she has three!!!My initial thoughts were, well placed, and smart girl with 2
Kelly can be a boy's name. It's androgynous.
The only friends with benefits I agree with are when you are drunk in college. For me, they were usually inadvertent when like the guy who really wanted to MARRY me and take me home (yeah yeah I know, psycho) would like get me drunk and he was like my best friend he was SO FUN to talk to and smart he was just kinda little with glasses and etc. but we would hookup. If I was drunk.
Then, I would awaken and GO GOD NO NOT the FRIEND WHO WANTS to date with benefits AGAIN!! Like he would send an "I love you email" and then I'd have to be like, "Um no sorry, that was an ERROR lets just be friends until the next time we are wasted, sorry about that by the way and it was AWESOME and I love you like a distant cousin and actually it was FANTASTIC, man I could talk to you forever and stuff. We should get together on Friday."
Then, he would be all moody.; After a while he was like "NOPE NOT DOING THIS" but it always happened.
You'd think that would be bad but he went to Paris as a journalist and like married some chick and I was like YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Then I guess his family was in some fundamentalist religion and he got a law degree to support his (ungodly fertile family) like they had 9 kids and were godparents to 75 and they all got baptized in the RIVER and I was like EVEN IF I TRIED MY HARDEST I would not Be DOWN for that, sorry I could NOT COPE.;
He also had the nicest response to my amends of, "Oh hay sorry for torturing you in college because I was a drunk and you are the smartest guy and SO fun to talk to that really sucked of me."
"He was like, "Oh Anna we have all done things in college we regret (hehe me probably) don't give it a second thought and like, then we had to have a few religious exchanges where I pretended to be semi devout but I was like ,"Friend NO I am not gonna visit the monetary you recommend you are married to the correct person as am I SO like let's just think back to when we talked for 2 hours about when the water tower would break and what would happen and we mapped it out on napkins and it was weird and wonderful. Go forth and multiply because really more of you, that's not a problem and if you ever get a non devout daughter about my son's age. hey SEND HER OVER I COULD USE her has bait.
Okay no more self incrimination. Yogatime..
Anna
The only friends with benefits I agree with are when you are drunk in college. For me, they were usually inadvertent when like the guy who really wanted to MARRY me and take me home (yeah yeah I know, psycho) would like get me drunk and he was like my best friend he was SO FUN to talk to and smart he was just kinda little with glasses and etc. but we would hookup. If I was drunk.
Then, I would awaken and GO GOD NO NOT the FRIEND WHO WANTS to date with benefits AGAIN!! Like he would send an "I love you email" and then I'd have to be like, "Um no sorry, that was an ERROR lets just be friends until the next time we are wasted, sorry about that by the way and it was AWESOME and I love you like a distant cousin and actually it was FANTASTIC, man I could talk to you forever and stuff. We should get together on Friday."
Then, he would be all moody.; After a while he was like "NOPE NOT DOING THIS" but it always happened.
You'd think that would be bad but he went to Paris as a journalist and like married some chick and I was like YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Then I guess his family was in some fundamentalist religion and he got a law degree to support his (ungodly fertile family) like they had 9 kids and were godparents to 75 and they all got baptized in the RIVER and I was like EVEN IF I TRIED MY HARDEST I would not Be DOWN for that, sorry I could NOT COPE.;
He also had the nicest response to my amends of, "Oh hay sorry for torturing you in college because I was a drunk and you are the smartest guy and SO fun to talk to that really sucked of me."
"He was like, "Oh Anna we have all done things in college we regret (hehe me probably) don't give it a second thought and like, then we had to have a few religious exchanges where I pretended to be semi devout but I was like ,"Friend NO I am not gonna visit the monetary you recommend you are married to the correct person as am I SO like let's just think back to when we talked for 2 hours about when the water tower would break and what would happen and we mapped it out on napkins and it was weird and wonderful. Go forth and multiply because really more of you, that's not a problem and if you ever get a non devout daughter about my son's age. hey SEND HER OVER I COULD USE her has bait.
Okay no more self incrimination. Yogatime..
Anna
Distant cousins and yeah though, that's the kind of right/wrong it was. It was just like being like "Okay, we are SUPER third cousins and that is still WRONG but if it's so wrong, I don't want to be right."
Until you sober up and you throw up a little in your mouth but you're still like, "Yeah... but I wouldn't take it BACK though."
But you couldn't ever have a normal relationship of any sort because if you were going to do it on an ongoing basis, you would have to tell the family and even if it was LEGAL you would know that like, they would be talking about you behind your back your WHOLE LIFE.
I don't believe we were second or even third or 50th (if that is a thing) due to my unbearable hotness and like the little skinny dude with the glasses. I mean he was taller than me but not by much.
BUT WHO KNOWS? ACCORDING TO THIS GUY we all came from Adam and Eve (he really down played the religious aspects actually in college which I very much appreciated) so like WE ALL have ONE mommy and ONE daddy except for Lilith and I have yet to meet a religious person who can explain her appropriately in a way that makes sense.
I guess I could ask THIS GUY but it might come as rather random. Like, "Hey, LILITH does your river dunking pastor like have much to say about THAT whole scene? Got a rebellious daughter I can send to my son yet?"
It just doesn't work nor does FB.
Anna
Until you sober up and you throw up a little in your mouth but you're still like, "Yeah... but I wouldn't take it BACK though."
But you couldn't ever have a normal relationship of any sort because if you were going to do it on an ongoing basis, you would have to tell the family and even if it was LEGAL you would know that like, they would be talking about you behind your back your WHOLE LIFE.
I don't believe we were second or even third or 50th (if that is a thing) due to my unbearable hotness and like the little skinny dude with the glasses. I mean he was taller than me but not by much.
BUT WHO KNOWS? ACCORDING TO THIS GUY we all came from Adam and Eve (he really down played the religious aspects actually in college which I very much appreciated) so like WE ALL have ONE mommy and ONE daddy except for Lilith and I have yet to meet a religious person who can explain her appropriately in a way that makes sense.
I guess I could ask THIS GUY but it might come as rather random. Like, "Hey, LILITH does your river dunking pastor like have much to say about THAT whole scene? Got a rebellious daughter I can send to my son yet?"
It just doesn't work nor does FB.
Anna
Tell him your real middle name is Lilith, and you find his comments offense. Then give him an evil grin. That should do it. 
Tell him your real middle name is Lilith, and you find his comments offense. Then give him an evil grin. That should do it.
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