Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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Unfortunately for Little Timmy in the well, that dog is not Lassie.
Oh! That must be the reason my son killed a cellphone by dropping it in the can every 6 months! I always assumed he had it in his pocket or something. I would have gotten him the "Big book of Toilet Literature" or whatever it was called, or a Wrastling magazine, or a cheat code magazine.
Cheat code magazines, back in the day, drove me nuts. I was like, "Damn it all, I just payed 60 bucks for that game and your are going to shorten its life using CHEAT CODES? But so it went. I also felt, as a purist when it comes to games (not video games although they fell under the rule) a purist does not CHEAT. A purist like, wins every time because they are AWESOME. My mom would buy them though. I hated her sometimes.; LOL.
Same thing happened to me; You gotta keep your post count in the thread UP then the algorithm that alerts you can make sure you don't drop off.; I too had the pleasure of reading 335 posts, and this thread had the pleasure of like not having to deal with me for a week.; I was busy at wok I had no time to find like cool STUFF.
I simply do not understand you people. I wish upon you the damnation of dreams where you are repeatedly head butted in a petting zoo at the age of oh, five, and all the adults ignore it. You will see.
Okay time for a REAL post. Funny pics search don't fail me now....
Anha
DAMN YOU PICTURE WHO WON"T LOAD.
Yup
Yup yup. Except mu coffee thermos ain't ever gonna be pink. I had the option and declined;
I give up but it's a pic of Obama wiping his face and going "It's hard work but some one has to do it." Yeah I agree it sucks as a non picture. But,
So true. It's really important for an ex president to spend all his time criticizing the actions of the current president. Okay, they ALL did it occasionally but this black guy took it to a Whole Nother Level. I had to specify he was black due to my quote, which hopefully some of you will get.; I loved that show.;
Obama, give it a REST already. We ALL KNOW you, like each and every democrat HATE TRUMP you have made it ABUNDANTLY clear, maybe it's time for another vacation for you (Michelle can go to a fat farm or something, I say this only because her mission as the First )
If you need help shutting up and don't know how, I do sympathize. ;There have been times in the past where like, I have worn duct tape on my mouth to assist those around me and I'd be happy to come show you the technique although I DO think something a bit more permanent is in order le super glue WE GET YOUHATE TRUMP AND ALL HE STANDS FOR.
Ann/
Yup
Yup yup. Except mu coffee thermos ain't ever gonna be pink. I had the option and declined;
I give up but it's a pic of Obama wiping his face and going "It's hard work but some one has to do it." Yeah I agree it sucks as a non picture. But,
So true. It's really important for an ex president to spend all his time criticizing the actions of the current president. Okay, they ALL did it occasionally but this black guy took it to a Whole Nother Level. I had to specify he was black due to my quote, which hopefully some of you will get.; I loved that show.;
Obama, give it a REST already. We ALL KNOW you, like each and every democrat HATE TRUMP you have made it ABUNDANTLY clear, maybe it's time for another vacation for you (Michelle can go to a fat farm or something, I say this only because her mission as the First )
If you need help shutting up and don't know how, I do sympathize. ;There have been times in the past where like, I have worn duct tape on my mouth to assist those around me and I'd be happy to come show you the technique although I DO think something a bit more permanent is in order le super glue WE GET YOUHATE TRUMP AND ALL HE STANDS FOR.
Ann/
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Okay.. Mah next post gonna be way better that that one.
Fortunately, it's a very low bar.
Heh.
Anna
Fortunately, it's a very low bar.
Heh.
Anna
Oh God. It happened again. This has been too many times. I apologize deeply for what I am about to share. Seeking solutions and perhaps posting about it may be enough.
As y'all well some of ya'll know I take meds at various times of day so I can you know, remain in my human form and all that good stuff. Of particular importance would be my night meds some of which like, were I criminal in nature, well, let me just state you don't want to wind up on my bad side. You could wind up awakening tied to a chair with FACIAL TATTOOS.
Obviously, in my human form I would not do that. I mean, the issue being I would have to NOT take my meds in order to roofie you so depending on the time of year, phase of the moon, well I don't THINK it has happened... You want to be on my good side, though.
So occasionally I am downing my meds and every time I am like "don't drop any" "don't let any return into your diet Pepsi bottle which has happened on occasion but like I have said things like, 'Get a glass of water nimrod" and I never do.
Well, today I managed to not swallow a probiotic capsule. That is actually a PREFERRED outcome as I am going to state that all the probiotic gets killed by the acidity of the diet Pepsi but like there have been other times.....
Anyway I am GOING to get a glass of water from now on. Not a problem during am meds honestly, because like, ah, coffee thermos.
It is my nighttime meds, though, so I forget. So the capsule just like slowly dissolves in the diet Pepsi and eventually it gets back to the fridge, and then one day I am taking a nice, cooling refreshing sip of diet Pepsi and then it's like I swallowed a SLUG.
I would apologize to ya'll and all, but this is MY life we re speaking of the way I see it the only person I owe a heartfelt apology to is ME. It does happen, as the slug slides gelatinously down my throat I think, "Anna I feel so bad for you."
OH GOD the dog just peed on the carpet for the first of SO many future times. Jezus. We gotta get our own house.
Yes I feel very sorry for me. LOL.
Anna
As y'all well some of ya'll know I take meds at various times of day so I can you know, remain in my human form and all that good stuff. Of particular importance would be my night meds some of which like, were I criminal in nature, well, let me just state you don't want to wind up on my bad side. You could wind up awakening tied to a chair with FACIAL TATTOOS.
Obviously, in my human form I would not do that. I mean, the issue being I would have to NOT take my meds in order to roofie you so depending on the time of year, phase of the moon, well I don't THINK it has happened... You want to be on my good side, though.
So occasionally I am downing my meds and every time I am like "don't drop any" "don't let any return into your diet Pepsi bottle which has happened on occasion but like I have said things like, 'Get a glass of water nimrod" and I never do.
Well, today I managed to not swallow a probiotic capsule. That is actually a PREFERRED outcome as I am going to state that all the probiotic gets killed by the acidity of the diet Pepsi but like there have been other times.....
Anyway I am GOING to get a glass of water from now on. Not a problem during am meds honestly, because like, ah, coffee thermos.
It is my nighttime meds, though, so I forget. So the capsule just like slowly dissolves in the diet Pepsi and eventually it gets back to the fridge, and then one day I am taking a nice, cooling refreshing sip of diet Pepsi and then it's like I swallowed a SLUG.
I would apologize to ya'll and all, but this is MY life we re speaking of the way I see it the only person I owe a heartfelt apology to is ME. It does happen, as the slug slides gelatinously down my throat I think, "Anna I feel so bad for you."
OH GOD the dog just peed on the carpet for the first of SO many future times. Jezus. We gotta get our own house.
Yes I feel very sorry for me. LOL.
Anna
When I was a kiddo, we had a dog that would pee in the house, and tear stuff up, like chew stuff to destruction...we were renters at that time. There were arguments, adult discussions , all that stuff...maybe times were different back then. There were two parents and maybe three or four kiddos at that time. I remember my dad and an uncle talking about that dog, and they went and took that dog out behind my Grandfathers barn. There was a sound of a shotgun blast, and that dog was no more. Looking back, I guess the decision was made as to whether it was for the better for the family to have a place to live, or to keep an unruly beast alive...that is a tough place to be. That dog kind of sucked though, as dogs go, he would bite and growl if you got near him when he had food.
I haven't seen cheat codes in magazines for a long time, but judging by my latest experience in games, this business is alive and well. Chinese cheaters in Escape from Tarkov, bored hackers in GTA5 and even Dota2 have already gone this way. CSGO has long been known for this ... it makes you freak out.. In the end, I didn't give a damn about it and started to open slots here more often.This gives me a couple of hours of quiet lazy rest on weekends.
I am not eating the dog.
He's too old and stringy and small. If I am going to eat dog it will be delicious dog like IDK a prize winning golden retriever or something.
But i'm not eating dog. Period. Nor have I eaten dog tot the best of my knowledge.
An
He's too old and stringy and small. If I am going to eat dog it will be delicious dog like IDK a prize winning golden retriever or something.
But i'm not eating dog. Period. Nor have I eaten dog tot the best of my knowledge.
An
IF that's a dog I am not eating it, looks suspect.
The woman looks suspect too, although I'd probably roast her on a spit if the accordion would stop.
That was a tense time between me and my little brother when I kept going, "Sasha, Weird Al is the only musician who ever did anything good with the accordion and he is clearly insane. You know like 17 other instruments if you want to make it 19 pick something else.
I won, but only because it is a) wicked hard and b) I removed it and replaced it with a reed instrument and refused to give it back. The brother was like a pot smoking um unemployed dude at that time, and I was like "Sure, call 911, and I will explain I am your older SW sister and I am minding you during a drug withdrawal psychotic process. Who do you think they will listen to?"
He called me many names, but I was like, "I'm sorry. Pick up the reed instrument. You aren't going to win this one."
He was mad for a bit but later admitted I had "saved him from himself." LOL.
Anna
The woman looks suspect too, although I'd probably roast her on a spit if the accordion would stop.
That was a tense time between me and my little brother when I kept going, "Sasha, Weird Al is the only musician who ever did anything good with the accordion and he is clearly insane. You know like 17 other instruments if you want to make it 19 pick something else.
I won, but only because it is a) wicked hard and b) I removed it and replaced it with a reed instrument and refused to give it back. The brother was like a pot smoking um unemployed dude at that time, and I was like "Sure, call 911, and I will explain I am your older SW sister and I am minding you during a drug withdrawal psychotic process. Who do you think they will listen to?"
He called me many names, but I was like, "I'm sorry. Pick up the reed instrument. You aren't going to win this one."
He was mad for a bit but later admitted I had "saved him from himself." LOL.
Anna
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