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I think that's like what DOES not show up when you consult "Backpage."

It's called a high end escort and it comes in like, a limo with champagne and a few friends.

Anna

Not that I have ever consulted-- well I have but it's too depressing to get into it. :(

Unlike Cadillac ..... she looks kinda like the Virgin Mary, I bet I mean God has good taste. :) If I were to make woman in MY image, that's not a bad starting point at all. We would just have to dye he hair red and give her the overall IQ of an idiot savant but the RIGHT half of the brain is perfect. Oh, and a high vengeance quotient. Okay, perhaps we like are getting a little TOO far away from perfect.

I mean if GOD knocked me up, then sent an angel with the good news, and then like, was like, "I'mma gonna marry you off to this older man called Joseph and he will lead you on a donkey but will never have the nerve to like BANG you because we ALL know step kids get JEALOUS and MINE could bestow upon you instant DEATH so he will be having psychological impotence the rest of his life, but he'll be a real good like provider.... A carpenter."

And I would be like, "God, you are asking for TOO much. We gonna have to do a little negotiating or like, um, I will visit the local witch doctor for a potion."

And he would be like, "MY SEED? FORGET IT."

Then I'd be like, "this is getting too real, I am HALLUCINATING."

So yeah, make the ...... wack ... nuts and I promise the mask is not really the issue.

Anna

I mean I suppose for some of you the mask is the issue but I have NEVER met an Uber diver who looked like that in all my born days, they have sugar daddies so my post is NO worse than Gnee's only his is PICTORAL. Some dudes are like that. As long as it LOOKS good on the outside, well the inside could be pure Cleopatra asp, and he'd die happy.

I mean mine is longer but they do say a pic is worth a thousand words.

I am tired. I haven't eve taken a single med yet. I should.
 

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I think that's like what DOES not show up when you consult "Backpage."

It's called a high end escort and it comes in like, a limo with champagne and a few friends.

Anna

Not that I have ever consulted-- well I have but it's too depressing to get into it. :(

Unlike Cadillac ..... she looks kinda like the Virgin Mary, I bet I mean God has good taste. :) If I were to make woman in MY image, that's not a bad starting point at all. We would just have to dye he hair red and give her the overall IQ of an idiot savant but the RIGHT half of the brain is perfect. Oh, and a high vengeance quotient. Okay, perhaps we like are getting a little TOO far away from perfect.

I mean if GOD knocked me up, then sent an angel with the good news, and then like, was like, "I'mma gonna marry you off to this older man called Joseph and he will lead you on a donkey but will never have the nerve to like BANG you because we ALL know step kids get JEALOUS and MINE could bestow upon you instant DEATH so he will be having psychological impotence the rest of his life, but he'll be a real good like provider.... A carpenter."

And I would be like, "God, you are asking for TOO much. We gonna have to do a little negotiating or like, um, I will visit the local witch doctor for a potion."

And he would be like, "MY SEED? FORGET IT."

Then I'd be like, "this is getting too real, I am HALLUCINATING."

So yeah, make the ...... wack ... nuts and I promise the mask is not really the issue.

Anna

I mean I suppose for some of you the mask is the issue but I have NEVER met an Uber diver who looked like that in all my born days, they have sugar daddies so my post is NO worse than Gnee's only his is PICTORAL. Some dudes are like that. As long as it LOOKS good on the outside, well the inside could be pure Cleopatra asp, and he'd die happy.

I mean mine is longer but they do say a pic is worth a thousand words.

I am tired. I haven't eve taken a single med yet. I should.
may i suggest ......?!?
 
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Whenever I think about ducks in a row, I think, "I do not own any ducks, nor do I want to, let alone to organize them into nice rows I mean ducks are stupid. If they need ANYTHING it's probably to figure it out on their own thank you.

Yes, I realize I could imprint baby ducks on me and they would follow me in a row everywhere.... have you seen/stepped in/smelled duck poop?

Whoever came up with that saying ALSO did not have all their ducks in a row; witness: the metaphor they came up with. It sucks.

It also makes me remember this very natty gentleman walking down the sidewalk and seeing dog poo and lifting up his RATHER expensive shoe high, while turning and saying gently, "Now, mind the feces children." They were also in very expensive un play oriented outfits and HE Had his children in a row, which is perhaps EASIER since they are not ducks so you can COMMUNICATE although honestly these were BARELY children more like miniature adults. Never more have I wanted to be Mary Poppins in that moment.

Although nannies have never done it for me,, if you NEED someone to raise your kids for you like, maybe not have KIDS? I am betting you think your genetic line is the best thing since sliced bread but TRUST me if you are saying "Mind the feces, children" Trust me, IT ISN'T.

Ahem.

It's Monday. Several things went awry. See? More informative than ducks in a cop car for ALL WE KNOW THOSE DUCKS WERE SO IN A ROW THEY PECKED TO DEATH THE COP WHO WAS NOT GOING TO NOT ALLOW A PERSON OF COLOR TO KILL THEM FIRST.

Ahem. Also sarcasm. If DUCKS could do that, what would we need politicians for.

Oh hay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Calling all ducks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damnit. They are not imprinted. I shoulda thought further ahead.

Anna
 

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