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ENAUD

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What day is it?!!!

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You know.... it's no fun, on a happy Friday, to be wearing like one of your FAVORITE tops which came from CHINA as it happens so it's really a dress, sorta but you can't wear it like that because you would be flashing people left and right. In China, an XL is an American small so yeah, you do that and you wear a sweater on top of it a) because it's too much awesome without sleeves and b) you would be cold.....

And one of your group members asks you if and why you are wearing the PLAYBOY BUNNY logo because it has a giant half DAISY on it in black and white (look it's complicated) and the group member is like, "It looks like the playboy bunny ears..." And you are like, "OMG NO!!! It's a FLOWER!!!" Then they all agree it is, and you are like, quietly kind of to yourself, "I wonder how many of my coworkers.... OMG..... and you look at your wretched group who is now LAUGHING at you and you grab your sweater and you wrap it very tightly AROUND yourself and you say, 'So moving on...." and they laugh even harder and you are like, "It is only because these guys are VETS that they even have the smallest modicum of respect for you AT ALL, that AND the substance use." LOL.

I did get to say, "Fat moth:censored:er" in group but that was only because a new guy (which was sweet, because he was REALLY miserable before) and this person knew the above named FAT you know when fatty was in a position of authority and he was not very nice, but like, he is now wiping down stuff at the VA. Something happened and the guy said "Fat Youknow" SO MANY times and it was repeated and agreed on and validated by OTHER members also using the moniker "Fat Youknow" ALSO so many times and there was such hate but in a funny way and well, like, finally after everyone finished I was like, "Well, I am going to keep my eye out for this "Fat Youknow," he sounds absolutely dreadful. Golly."

I could have handled it differently but I was really happy the guy was so happy and chill after a few weeks with ME because he was a mess before I mean I am sure he still is gonna be for a long time.

But apparently I too have a ways to GO. I mean I accidentally chose a favorite top/dress from China that looks as though the PLAYBOY bunny ears are EMBLAZENED across my boobs.

OH GOD I talked to a COP in that dress! I think it was summer in Tucson though??? So probably no sweater. I'm sure it looked like a flower, not jailbait. Christ.

So like, is this what happens when you become a citizen of the West Virginia?

Dear God almighty, life is short. I view it as a success if all my guys are laughing through group, ah, no matter WHAT th3e topic may be. When you are all PTSD'd up and stuff, you gotta laugh. If you don't you die.

Ol Playboy bunny ears top/dress may need to be retired though. I feel sort of bitterly amused. I told my husband about it and he said, "OH YEAH TOTALLY" and I was like, "YOU KNEW? YOU LET ME WEAR IT TO WORK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Anna

Heheheh. Well, it was Friday you can wear jeans, and it's not like it was ALL IDK, skin tight. No, it is kinda tight. I mean, it's from China. Thank God I am MERELY a B cup.

This would be a major project runway fail. I might send it to Heidi Klum and she could have the designers model me an outfit that was kinda the same but not screaming "I AM A PROFESSIONAL SLUTHO. She'd enjoy that.
 

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You know.... it's no fun, on a happy Friday, to be wearing like one of your FAVORITE tops which came from CHINA as it happens so it's really a dress, sorta but you can't wear it like that because you would be flashing people left and right. In China, an XL is an American small so yeah, you do that and you wear a sweater on top of it a) because it's too much awesome without sleeves and b) you would be cold.....

And one of your group members asks you if and why you are wearing the PLAYBOY BUNNY logo because it has a giant half DAISY on it in black and white (look it's complicated) and the group member is like, "It looks like the playboy bunny ears..." And you are like, "OMG NO!!! It's a FLOWER!!!" Then they all agree it is, and you are like, quietly kind of to yourself, "I wonder how many of my coworkers.... OMG..... and you look at your wretched group who is now LAUGHING at you and you grab your sweater and you wrap it very tightly AROUND yourself and you say, 'So moving on...." and they laugh even harder and you are like, "It is only because these guys are VETS that they even have the smallest modicum of respect for you AT ALL, that AND the substance use." LOL.

I did get to say, "Fat moth:censored:er" in group but that was only because a new guy (which was sweet, because he was REALLY miserable before) and this person knew the above named FAT you know when fatty was in a position of authority and he was not very nice, but like, he is now wiping down stuff at the VA. Something happened and the guy said "Fat Youknow" SO MANY times and it was repeated and agreed on and validated by OTHER members also using the moniker "Fat Youknow" ALSO so many times and there was such hate but in a funny way and well, like, finally after everyone finished I was like, "Well, I am going to keep my eye out for this "Fat Youknow," he sounds absolutely dreadful. Golly."

I could have handled it differently but I was really happy the guy was so happy and chill after a few weeks with ME because he was a mess before I mean I am sure he still is gonna be for a long time.

But apparently I too have a ways to GO. I mean I accidentally chose a favorite top/dress from China that looks as though the PLAYBOY bunny ears are EMBLAZENED across my boobs.

OH GOD I talked to a COP in that dress! I think it was summer in Tucson though??? So probably no sweater. I'm sure it looked like a flower, not jailbait. Christ.

So like, is this what happens when you become a citizen of the West Virginia?

Dear God almighty, life is short. I view it as a success if all my guys are laughing through group, ah, no matter WHAT th3e topic may be. When you are all PTSD'd up and stuff, you gotta laugh. If you don't you die.

Ol Playboy bunny ears top/dress may need to be retired though. I feel sort of bitterly amused. I told my husband about it and he said, "OH YEAH TOTALLY" and I was like, "YOU KNEW? YOU LET ME WEAR IT TO WORK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Anna

Heheheh. Well, it was Friday you can wear jeans, and it's not like it was ALL IDK, skin tight. No, it is kinda tight. I mean, it's from China. Thank God I am MERELY a B cup.

This would be a major project runway fail. I might send it to Heidi Klum and she could have the designers model me an outfit that was kinda the same but not screaming "I AM A PROFESSIONAL SLUTHO. She'd enjoy that.
Did you have a bra on?!?
 

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Now that I am sober, I have a bra on in almost each and every situation that involves interacting with other people, ESPECIALLY when I am working.

Before that, it would have been a toss up,. and I might not have remembered the EVENT, let alone what undergarments I was wearing.

So, I say: Fair question.

I was wearing neither bra nor shoes at my first AA meeting, the husband reports. I don't really remember so much. He can vividly describe my outfit but I'm like "I had a pair of bell bottom jeans embroidered with flowers? Man, if I could remember them I would miss them."

Maybe I need to lay off the florals.

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WHAT are they EATING never mind the PATERINITY test?????????????????????

I mean one of the kids appears to be eating an entire artichoke. No American child would do that... maybe le papa es Francais, nudge nudge wink wink.

She kinda also looks a little guilty to like, "Fair question, "Honey"."

Anna
 

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WHAT are they EATING never mind the PATERINITY test?????????????????????

I mean one of the kids appears to be eating an entire artichoke. No American child would do that... maybe le papa es Francais, nudge nudge wink wink.

She kinda also looks a little guilty to like, "Fair question, "Honey"."

Anna
Nevermind the chicken sitting on the table and the bread also, without plates, and the obvious artifacts of a poor photoshop edit...I'm guessing there was something way more sinister covered up by the photo edits...
 

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