Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said, "Lord, I don't have anyone to talk to."
God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don't have time for nonsense..."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg..."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
Lilith was always my favorite you know, first Bible chick (IF you ignore the vague but somehow INSANELY lengthy genealogies at the start as if the bible were also some kind of weird "God census..") but what I don't get is like she is there, she isn't and everyone sort IGONRES the vague sort of issues that are brought up.
About the best you can say about it is, it sort of EXPLAINS the fact that people don't (usually) have uneven number of ribs.
Plus, Lilith seems to be the kind of chick who'd be like, "Adam dood there is a giant snake under that tree and he tempted me so KEEP your distance" (I forget maybe that happened it has been a while since I have cracked my bible.
With that said, maybe there was a whole mind wipe do over thing, again, I couldn't say because I like as I have said, bible has not been cracked in ages.
Oh my, I am like listening to an ad about GUN CONTROL in WV on the radio. Unless it's internet radio. Goodness, now it's a gum RAP. Really, what madness is this?
God....GOD??? LOL reminds me some older vet was blaming his child's "gayness" on having taught it to field strip a rifle at age 3 or something and always "secretly wanting a boy."
I told him he was trying to "control" his child's gayness, by making it so HE was the cause of it, and it would take me about 10 hours to like, explain all the wrongness contained therein but I gave him enough that he had to agree.
If field stripping a rifle at the age of 3 was the issue, well, certain middle eastern sects would like DIE OUT.
I also asked if said child enjoyed it he was like, "Yep." Then I was like, "Chicken or egg.... plus even if you DID do it so what? Can you go back in the past and change it. LOL
Anna
About the best you can say about it is, it sort of EXPLAINS the fact that people don't (usually) have uneven number of ribs.
Plus, Lilith seems to be the kind of chick who'd be like, "Adam dood there is a giant snake under that tree and he tempted me so KEEP your distance" (I forget maybe that happened it has been a while since I have cracked my bible.
With that said, maybe there was a whole mind wipe do over thing, again, I couldn't say because I like as I have said, bible has not been cracked in ages.
Oh my, I am like listening to an ad about GUN CONTROL in WV on the radio. Unless it's internet radio. Goodness, now it's a gum RAP. Really, what madness is this?
God....GOD??? LOL reminds me some older vet was blaming his child's "gayness" on having taught it to field strip a rifle at age 3 or something and always "secretly wanting a boy."
I told him he was trying to "control" his child's gayness, by making it so HE was the cause of it, and it would take me about 10 hours to like, explain all the wrongness contained therein but I gave him enough that he had to agree.
If field stripping a rifle at the age of 3 was the issue, well, certain middle eastern sects would like DIE OUT.
I also asked if said child enjoyed it he was like, "Yep." Then I was like, "Chicken or egg.... plus even if you DID do it so what? Can you go back in the past and change it. LOL
Anna
Oh yeah. I vaped Tribeca for a long time, and it was what got me off ciggies. Thanks Halo, wherever you are.
Have you tried FA Solo? It only needs small tweaks IMHO to get close to Tribeca (and I also haven't tried Tribeca in 5yrs, so it's from taste memory.)
And coincidentally enough, Mc Donalds seems to be bringing back the McRib nationwide beginning in December. I've never had it, but was always curious since it's a "cult" classic. Of course, I never do McD unless I'm on the road, which is less frequent than it was sadly.
It is so gross. My kid will be so excited though. It first came back around (That I know of) when he was about 10 he has it listed as sort of a cult classic.
I have tasted one. It's pretty dang gross in my opinion but my LEAST hated McDonald's dish is, frankly, the filet o fish (amusingly, one of the most caloric items on the menu.)
I did say least hated, it's good to know you can survive the resulting nausea with "fat stores" of filet of fish....
Anna
I have tasted one. It's pretty dang gross in my opinion but my LEAST hated McDonald's dish is, frankly, the filet o fish (amusingly, one of the most caloric items on the menu.)
I did say least hated, it's good to know you can survive the resulting nausea with "fat stores" of filet of fish....
Anna
I'm partial to there coffee. Better than the local 7to11 or burger king, and it's always available. Dennys is good, but priced for in store sales w/refills. Note that I've never tried the specialty shops like Starbucks. In my mind it's something like five dollars to drink out of a paper cup.
I ditched Mc Heaves after noticing everything tatsed sweet. Then i learned sugar content in everything they have. Even the french fries. Being diabetic, seems wise to me to avoid overpriced junk food. And that "Secret Sauce " thing is still scarey. And i also used to help a friend who had the service contracts for several fast food places. The cleanliness of any of them makes me eat at home. Yuck! I had to replace a hi limit switch under a grill and I was up to my shoulder in grease. Like a disgusting crisco party. Shudder!
Working in a restaurant (ANY restaurant) is a good way to ensure you never eat out again.
Also, yeah their coffee ain't bad. In Douglas, it was pretty much used as a substitute for Starbuck as there was none. I don't drink much "out and about" coffee fortunately.
If you want to learn more about McD Try "Fast food Nation" it is a really good muckraking journalist book about McD and it is interesting (even the footnotes are interesting.)
Anna
Also, yeah their coffee ain't bad. In Douglas, it was pretty much used as a substitute for Starbuck as there was none. I don't drink much "out and about" coffee fortunately.
If you want to learn more about McD Try "Fast food Nation" it is a really good muckraking journalist book about McD and it is interesting (even the footnotes are interesting.)
Anna
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