Um.... I got a LOT of stuff from Walmart. It won't fit in the coffin let alone my anus (although I hear it is surprisingly roomy up there. In fact one of my very favorite, oddly white female led mostly black ex convict dude groups, and I always think my boss like, did it to HAZE me actually as if I was not getting that enough) was getting to hear an urgent and rapid fire accounting of like, what they claimed to have SHOVED up there, I could not stop laughing.
Nor could I stop laughing when they told me about their "big girls." Which meant, "The chick I can go make tender/sweet/love to not the one I actually WANT to make tender sweet love to, in exchange for money, or whatever."
I busted up laughing and called them a bunch of male prostitutes the rest of group. They kept earnestly convincing me it was not SO and THEY were in charge, which only made me laugh harder and harder.
"So, you'd do it for fun?"
"Well, if I was in jail I would..."
Touche,
Heh
Anna