Do Androids Dream of Electric Vape?

[HauntedMyst]

Two years in and finally had my first vaping dream. In the dream, I bought a Kanger subox. It arrived in a large box and when I unboxed it, it was the size of carry on suit case (though surprisingly light). I filled the tank which held 2 liters and took a vape - by pressing my face against the drip tip which was about the size of my head. It was a good vape by my face got coated in VG. I wondered why people would carry around such a thing when a mech mod is so portable. After trying to vape and drive, which I could only do at stop lights because the Subox took up the whole passenger seat and the excess vape made the inside of my car look like a rapper-mobile, I decided it wasn't for me.

 

[haveblue]

LOL! In mine I was working at some super secret airbase, and we had a hybrid SR-71/ F-117 (Aurora?) coming in whose nuclear payload was "hot" and emitting radiation. After two batteries overheated on me I decided the radiation around the plane was too high, and got away...seriously I dreamed that!?!?!?

 

[caramel]

Two years in and finally had my first vaping dream. In the dream, I bought a Kanger Subox. It arrived in a large box and when I unboxed it, it was the size of carry on suit case (though surprisingly light). I filled the tank which held 2 liters and took a vape - by pressing my face against the drip tip which was about the size of my head. It was a good vape by my face got coated in VG. I wondered why people would carry around such a thing when a mech mod is so portable. After trying to vape and drive, which I could only do at stop lights because the Subox took up the whole passenger seat and the excess vape made the inside of my car look like a rapper-mobile, I decided it wasn't for me.

Look at the bright side. You can use the HOV lane.

 

[DoctorJ]

Two years in and finally had my first vaping dream. In the dream, I bought a Kanger Subox. It arrived in a large box and when I unboxed it, it was the size of carry on suit case (though surprisingly light). I filled the tank which held 2 liters and took a vape - by pressing my face against the drip tip which was about the size of my head. It was a good vape by my face got coated in VG. I wondered why people would carry around such a thing when a mech mod is so portable. After trying to vape and drive, which I could only do at stop lights because the Subox took up the whole passenger seat and the excess vape made the inside of my car look like a rapper-mobile, I decided it wasn't for me.

I wonder what Freud would have to say about your dream. Mod envy maybe???

About your comment of dripping at a stop light...

 

[WonderDude32]

My wife has a minor in psychology so that makes me an expert on the subject. I think you should blame the bully in school, a previous girlfriend and possibly your parents that these dreams are manifesting themselves in the form of unusually large vaping devices coupled with the need of overcompensating for a lack thereof. These sound like the early signs of shinyitis and will need to be treated stat. A Segelei 150 and a 454 Big Block with dual fused clapton coils should cure some of your woes.

 

[roxynoodle]

When I do dream, its almost always vape related.

 

[alicewonderland]

mine wasnt a dream, i woke up in a daze and looked at my desk and saw some beer bottles and thought they were kanger subboxes, i spent a good minute staring at them wondering how they got there and who bought them and if it was real. Noticed they were just beer bottles then went back to sleep.

 

[WonderDude32]

mine wasnt a dream, i woke up in a daze and looked at my desk and saw some beer bottles and thought they were kanger subboxes, i spent a good minute staring at them wondering how they got there and who bought them and if it was real. Noticed they were just beer bottles then went back to sleep.

Easy mistake. I once tried to vape my computer mouse. I actually picked it up and held it to my lips before realizing it didn't have a drip tip.

 

[alicewonderland]

Easy mistake. I once tried to vape my computer mouse. I actually picked it up and held it to my lips before realizing it didn't have a drip tip.

i do that a bunch when im holding the remote in my hand watching tv. end up jamming the remote in my face.

 

[HauntedMyst]

I think you should blame the bully in school

And we have a winner! I called my court mandated psychiatrist this evening (No, I didn't do anything violent. Last time I was in New York, someone must have slipped something in one of my drinks because I ended up in the Lego store naked on top of a Lego Empire State building beating my chest and swatting imaginary planes out of the air before I was tasered down.) and he said the face in the vape was manifesting itself as a result of chain vaping and too many toilet swirlies as a kid.

 

[FlamingoTutu]

I’ve yet to have a real vape dream. The other night I did have a dream where I had a couple puffs off a cigarette, I think, and it tasted like nothing more than air. I spent the rest of the dream searching a city I’d never been in looking to buy a carton of cigarettes I didn’t want and wondering why that cigarette didn’t taste like blackberry.

Toilet swirlies?

Easy mistake. I once tried to vape my computer mouse. I actually picked it up and held it to my lips before realizing it didn't have a drip tip.

Did that with the flashlight one. Hurts. Nearly took my teeth out.

 

[Rixsta]

Easy mistake. I once tried to vape my computer mouse. I actually picked it up and held it to my lips before realizing it didn't have a drip tip.

OMG, hahaha, I thought I was bad trying to vape my kids plastic phone after some beers. I had a weird dream I was locked in a vape cloud and couldn't get out, the wife said I was flapping my arms about like a beach whale.

 

[motordude]

And we have a winner! I called my court mandated psychiatrist this evening (No, I didn't do anything violent. Last time I was in New York, someone must have slipped something in one of my drinks because I ended up in the Lego store naked on top of a Lego Empire State building beating my chest and swatting imaginary planes out of the air before I was tasered down.) and he said the face in the vape was manifesting itself as a result of chain vaping and too many toilet swirlies as a kid.

This one almost made my coffee come out my nose.

 

[sonicbomb]

I've dreamed things you people wouldn't believe. Mech mods on fire off the shoulder of the M6 motorway. I watched hot coils glitter in the dark near the T-Break Cafe. All those… moments… will be lost in time, like tears… in… rain. Time… to vape…