don't you guys ever feel like a junkie? using your syringes and liquid in your attempts to get a fix?
If only nicotine was as easy to quit as herion is.
If only nicotine was as easy to quit as herion is.
Don't you guys ever feel like a junkie?
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Besides all the drug-like paraphernalia, what I'll go through to get a hit is (to me) almost embarrassing.
I dislike menthol, but since I ran out of everything else and never order on time, I'm vaping mint-chocolate right now and will be hitting the menthol soon. I don't like it, but I NEED it man.
I dislike menthol, but since I ran out of everything else and never order on time, I'm vaping mint-chocolate right now and will be hitting the menthol soon. I don't like it, but I NEED it man.
Everytime I pull out a bottle to refill my cart and my husbands sees me, he says crack kills!!! lol He jokes and tells our friends that I have a crack lab at home. 
Oh yeah, when you grab the syringe needle cover in your teeth to take it off to hit your cart with it, definitely! LOL
No. When I manage to find a suitable pair of bandoliers to wear criss-crossed and bristling with atties batties and multiple calibres of small green bottles, then throw on a poncho and chew on my DSE901, fingering my holstered penstyles and frowning into trouble's face like Clint Eastwood, it might cross my mind that perhaps the 60's were here again....
No not a junkie, I feel like a mad scientist! Where is Igor when you need him.
I love it. Lots of things to do to keep my hands and mind off those analogs!!!
Mary
oooh I want the jr. scientist kit now.
I love it. Lots of things to do to keep my hands and mind off those analogs!!!
Mary
oooh I want the jr. scientist kit now.
I'm no junkie. I've been at this computer for almost 5 minutes and not taken a hit off my PV. Course I'm upstairs and my kit...
is
2
flights
downstairs.....
Later gotta go
You are not a junkie until you use a spoon or a light-bulb to vape... because your batteries are all dead, and in transit from china.
When you steal your neighbors porch-light, because all the lights in your house are compact fluorescent bulbs.
When you come to the conclusion that plastic sporks which you asked your kids to bring home from school, are not as viable of a solution as you thought they were going to be.
When you unroll your kit, pull out a vial of juice, use your teeth to remove a needle cover, slide it into the juice, slowly draw 1ml into the needle, tap out the air bubble, inject it into a cart, drip two remaining drops onto the coil, and prime-puff-puff, exclaiming... "Ahhhhhh"... as you exhale.
When you notice another e-cig device from over 1000 feet away, in public.
When you start to complain about smokers smoke.
When you have more formulas than they sell on the internet, and all have uber-high doses of concentrated nicotine.
When your engraved kit is the first thing you grab when the smoke alarm goes off.
When your .... has more dust than your ashtray.
When you have four rapid chargers, eight spare batteries, two dozen replacement vaporizers, a 1000 pack of blank carts, and each has a metal tin with labels for each component. But your fridge is filled with mystery items in brown paper bags, molded-over unidentifiable ziplocks, and those are next to your collection of fast-food condiment packages with long-expired dates on them.
When you are a member of 12 other forums, all e-cig related, and a moderator on half of them.
When you can identify an exact model, manufacture, and seller of an e-cig, just by the volume of vapor it releases.
When you have acquired over $800.00 in e-cig merchandise, just in-case...
When you steal your neighbors porch-light, because all the lights in your house are compact fluorescent bulbs.
When you come to the conclusion that plastic sporks which you asked your kids to bring home from school, are not as viable of a solution as you thought they were going to be.
When you unroll your kit, pull out a vial of juice, use your teeth to remove a needle cover, slide it into the juice, slowly draw 1ml into the needle, tap out the air bubble, inject it into a cart, drip two remaining drops onto the coil, and prime-puff-puff, exclaiming... "Ahhhhhh"... as you exhale.
When you notice another e-cig device from over 1000 feet away, in public.
When you start to complain about smokers smoke.
When you have more formulas than they sell on the internet, and all have uber-high doses of concentrated nicotine.
When your engraved kit is the first thing you grab when the smoke alarm goes off.
When your .... has more dust than your ashtray.
When you have four rapid chargers, eight spare batteries, two dozen replacement vaporizers, a 1000 pack of blank carts, and each has a metal tin with labels for each component. But your fridge is filled with mystery items in brown paper bags, molded-over unidentifiable ziplocks, and those are next to your collection of fast-food condiment packages with long-expired dates on them.
When you are a member of 12 other forums, all e-cig related, and a moderator on half of them.
When you can identify an exact model, manufacture, and seller of an e-cig, just by the volume of vapor it releases.
When you have acquired over $800.00 in e-cig merchandise, just in-case...
yes...we are....sadly...
YouTube - More Doctors Smoke Camels Than Any Other Cigarette
and some of us were hooked very early....
YouTube - Flintstones Cigarette Commercial
but yes...we're adults now and we should be able to stop this "nasty habit"...
YouTube - The Tobacco Company
And keep in mind that there are Senators and other government employees who are on the tobacco company payroll, off or on the books. But we're junkies and we don't deserve anything that will wean us off that evil "Tabacky".
Just keep repeating: The government is here to help us....the government is here to help us....the government is here to help us....
YouTube - More Doctors Smoke Camels Than Any Other Cigarette
and some of us were hooked very early....
YouTube - Flintstones Cigarette Commercial
but yes...we're adults now and we should be able to stop this "nasty habit"...
YouTube - The Tobacco Company
And keep in mind that there are Senators and other government employees who are on the tobacco company payroll, off or on the books. But we're junkies and we don't deserve anything that will wean us off that evil "Tabacky".
Just keep repeating: The government is here to help us....the government is here to help us....the government is here to help us....
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Good one ISAWHIM.
Indeed we were junkies before when life was simpler and we just smoked. But we were also killing ourselves slowly...and that's the difference.
NB
Indeed we were junkies before when life was simpler and we just smoked. But we were also killing ourselves slowly...and that's the difference.
NB
Good one ISAWHIM.
Indeed we were junkies before when life was simpler and we just smoked. But we were also killing ourselves slowly...and that's the difference.
NB
i have news...with the whole switching to e-cig thing?...you and the rest of us are STILL killing ourselves by using it. It may not contain as many harmful toxins as burning tobacco, but it STILL DOES contain harmful chemicals that cause heart disease, increased heart rates, heart attacks, hypertension...and thats not to mention that you might still be at high risk for throat cancer because i can promise you this stuff is wreaking havok on your throats in a similar way that cigarettes do....try lighting up an analog...does it hurt badly when you inhale or not?...if it doesnt hurt thats bad news concerning ecigs and throat linings i would think. Of course what do I know, im not a Dr., but some common sense can go a long way here as well.
IMO...the only real health benefit you'll ever get from e-cigs is if you intend on using them as a way to stop smoking COMPLETELY instead of just quiting cigarettes. When we start to see a high percentage of us not only getting off of cigarettes, but also continuiing to give up ecigs within a reasonable time frame THEN ill be very impressed.
Unfortunately i see too many people out here fooling themselves into believing that ecigs are probably safe enough to do it all day long and to do it for years on end...heck, ive even seen some say they intend on using it the rest of their lives...this is simply foolish thinking folks. I believe it is STILL a harmful activity...just because it has a few thousand less chemicals doesnt mean its actually good for you, lol.
I know that noone wants to hear that, but hey...its true. Its just plain ol' common sense. Use it as a tool instead of a permanent replacement and THEN we'll no longer be addicts.
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