A sweaty day indeed,
Fun and games at the comedy club,
Timeout KL and Somersby together,
All laughters and glasses were empty.
Whimsical Fiancé not drunk she claimed;
"I didn't start drinking yesterday!"
She growled.
"Let's go home"
I suggested.
Clothes were a mess,
Thrown here and there,
With no time to spare,
The whimsical lioness dropped to bed.
Sneaky I was to open my tool bag,
Aaaah, my weapons i whispered in glee!
"Go to bed now!"
She growled.
"In a minute Darling, my ohms kept jumping"
I explained... Cowardly...
"You and that god forsaken toy, come to bed"
Her growls were getting hostile.
"I am almost done, just finishing up."
With haste I adjusted my 510, with great speed I screw down my posts.
8 coils gorgeously alligned, burns are good and simultaneous, wicks in place, all soaked up and ready to be topped.
Turned my head and so shocked I was!
There she was hovering above my right! OMG her fangs was such a fright! Her growls shook the lights and her screams made me hold my dear IPV4S and Goliath Octa tight!
Her claws were swift and her bites were fierce.
".... you .....!"
I oppsie said.
Goliath flew across the room and smashed the balcony window. So angry I was but hope was still with me.
Went out to the balcony with only my undies, to recover whats thrown and asses the damage. Flew off the balcony it must have.
Went out the back door, neighbors lights turned on. Quickly looking for my Goliath as I am barely naked outside!
Positive post torn aways. coils wrecked beyond emotional comprehension. Pin broken and topper dented flew a few cm away.
IPV4S survived with mere scratches, but the screen cracked and chipped a small hole.
Delighted i was as it is still functioning.
Put on my Zeph vape i did while sweeping the broken glass.
Snoring away the mighty beast. Tomorrow I shall claim what's mine, and she will pay for this.
Took her iPhone and changed her text shortcuts. Yes = No, No = Maybe, Ok = Marry Poppins, Late = ....tits, Sure = Bullocks.
Moral of the story,
Get an IPV4S. If it could survive a drunken, angry, foul, tempered lioness, it could survive anything!
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Fun and games at the comedy club,
Timeout KL and Somersby together,
All laughters and glasses were empty.
Whimsical Fiancé not drunk she claimed;
"I didn't start drinking yesterday!"
She growled.
"Let's go home"
I suggested.
Clothes were a mess,
Thrown here and there,
With no time to spare,
The whimsical lioness dropped to bed.
Sneaky I was to open my tool bag,
Aaaah, my weapons i whispered in glee!
"Go to bed now!"
She growled.
"In a minute Darling, my ohms kept jumping"
I explained... Cowardly...
"You and that god forsaken toy, come to bed"
Her growls were getting hostile.
"I am almost done, just finishing up."
With haste I adjusted my 510, with great speed I screw down my posts.
8 coils gorgeously alligned, burns are good and simultaneous, wicks in place, all soaked up and ready to be topped.
Turned my head and so shocked I was!
There she was hovering above my right! OMG her fangs was such a fright! Her growls shook the lights and her screams made me hold my dear IPV4S and Goliath Octa tight!
Her claws were swift and her bites were fierce.
".... you .....!"
I oppsie said.
Goliath flew across the room and smashed the balcony window. So angry I was but hope was still with me.
Went out to the balcony with only my undies, to recover whats thrown and asses the damage. Flew off the balcony it must have.
Went out the back door, neighbors lights turned on. Quickly looking for my Goliath as I am barely naked outside!
Positive post torn aways. coils wrecked beyond emotional comprehension. Pin broken and topper dented flew a few cm away.
IPV4S survived with mere scratches, but the screen cracked and chipped a small hole.
Delighted i was as it is still functioning.
Put on my Zeph vape i did while sweeping the broken glass.
Snoring away the mighty beast. Tomorrow I shall claim what's mine, and she will pay for this.
Took her iPhone and changed her text shortcuts. Yes = No, No = Maybe, Ok = Marry Poppins, Late = ....tits, Sure = Bullocks.
Moral of the story,
Get an IPV4S. If it could survive a drunken, angry, foul, tempered lioness, it could survive anything!
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