Don't get so excited that it arrived and open it in the car... and promptly lose the door under your seat.
Dumb things you have done
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Dont think that a full bottle will make it on a overnight trip, ever had to ration your squanks? No fun...
Don't leave any Reo where a thieving puppy dog can steal it. They think it's really neat to try to bounce them down the stairs. And the Woods are hard to find outside. And it helps to have a bright sunny day to find the Grand and Mini. (They like, the very best, crunching up MAP tanks.)
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When you have visitors who smoke, don't pick up their lighter, wave it around for emphasis whilst talking and then try and light your mini with it. It doesn't work but does amuse your visitors.
Don't vape without checking your drip tip if your Reo has been in your pocket. vaping pocket fluff is unpleasant. I also have it on good authority that vaping sawdust is not something to be desired either
Don't vape without checking your drip tip if your Reo has been in your pocket. vaping pocket fluff is unpleasant. I also have it on good authority that vaping sawdust is not something to be desired either
Don't cry too much when you think your brand new LR Cisco 306 is dead when its just your battery that died.
Dont break the F5 key off your keyboard 45 min. before the Grands go on sale.
GAH!
GAH!
Does it have to be about vaping ????
Because I was at a wedding not long ago and started talking a bunch of crap about a girl from my past.
All of it was true, she was insane and not a nice person ... very unstable.
It came up because other people at the table mentioned her.
Well I went on for a while before someone pulled me aside and said
"You know thats her brother sitting right across from you .... right ??
I felt like a real ..., I had to apologize to him. He said it was all cool and my assessment was pretty accurate.
Whew, could have been the worst case of "foot in mouth" this decade for me.
Because I was at a wedding not long ago and started talking a bunch of crap about a girl from my past.
All of it was true, she was insane and not a nice person ... very unstable.
It came up because other people at the table mentioned her.
Well I went on for a while before someone pulled me aside and said
"You know thats her brother sitting right across from you .... right ??
I felt like a real ..., I had to apologize to him. He said it was all cool and my assessment was pretty accurate.
Whew, could have been the worst case of "foot in mouth" this decade for me.
Changing juice bottles......changed attys, cleaned it all up....and....put the same juice bottle back in.
Filled a bottle with hot water and a little alcohol and screwed it back onto the Grand with the intent to squeeze it out the top and got a phone call that went on for awhile. Eventually I wandered back into the master bathroom and wondered by my naked Grand was sitting forlorn by the sink. I regularly put stuff where it doesn't belong so I shrugged it off, tossed in a battery, screwed on a 306 with a Cannon... As I was sliding the door into place I noticed how sloshy the 'juice' was ... That was close.
Dropped my Grand on to concrete surfaces. Three different times now.
x 1,000,000,000
x 1,000,000,000
Dropped the mini on the ground (concrete) at the waterpark today...............the husband quickly picked it up..........i'm freaking out....."Don't just pick it up, LOOK AT IT, inspect it!!!! Did I mess it up????"
Let the drip tip fall off in my side pocket while at work............then when I go to leave work, can't find the drip tip. Can't vape, wanna smoke..........the entire way home. (message to self, need tighter drip tip, not a pack of cigarettes)
I did lose an entire Ego-T at the Houston Rodeo, Kid Rock concert...........no big deal.
Let the drip tip fall off in my side pocket while at work............then when I go to leave work, can't find the drip tip. Can't vape, wanna smoke..........the entire way home. (message to self, need tighter drip tip, not a pack of cigarettes)
I did lose an entire Ego-T at the Houston Rodeo, Kid Rock concert...........no big deal.
do not forget to shake diy juices lol. made a 3ml trial run in one of my mini bottles walked away for a minute and forgot to shake it. nothing worse than a 60mg unflavored toot *cough cough cough*
Do not confuse you homemade high impact super intensity cinnamon e-liquid with your bottle of "personal lubricant."
Yes, it happened, yes... it hurt. And no, I've already told you enough.....
Don't forget to do a couple of dry squonk when putting a fresh carto onto your mini especially if your running 6v and definitely don't do it twice within an hour
dont leave the house with a 2 day uncharged battery. work will suck. hahahah! that was yesterday for me!
Make sure to be careful when drinking and charging batteries in the same general area. Rum and coke + charger = bad charger. On top of that my only spare PV was with my gf. She wasn't too happy when she had to go without it until my new charger came in. On a positive note, a week of an Ego made me appreciate the REO that much more.
When purchasing your first Reo, don't buy just one. You WILL want a second, plus it's nice to have a backup.
After my post earlier this week......make sure the $*&%$ juice bottle fits on the Reo properly! I am still shaking my head at my month long "duh" moment.
Particularly on the Mini, if you switch from the old-style thin tubing to the thicker tubing, you can't put as much juice in the bottle. I'm a little slow on the uptake, so I've wound up with juice all over my fingers several times now
Since Tim broke the ice about non-vaping stupidity, here goes. A few years back, I had an early-morning dental appointment. I decided that since it was already warm out, I'd leave my lunch at home (I usually bring my lunch to work) and swing back and pick it up on the way to the office. So, when I got home from the dentist's office, I got my stuff ready to go and said good-bye to my wife. I had my lunch and jacket with me. She asks, "Why do you have your jacket - it's 80 degrees?" I said that I am a creature of habit, and keep my office keys and extra cigs (at the time), etc. in my jacket, so the jacket always goes with me. She says, "Why don't you just put your keys and cigs in your lunch?" OK, not a bad idea, I guess. So I made the transfer, put my jacket away, and decided to have a cig before leaving. Mother Nature said it was time to recycle the coffee I'd had earlier, so I set my lunch on the workbench and made a quick visit to the little boys' room, hopped in the car and away I went. It was a beautiful sunny day, and I had the top off of the Corvette - a pleasant commute. Just as I was about to pull into the parking ramp, I looked over at the passenger seat, expecting to see my lunch bag, which wasn't there - it was still sitting on my workbench at home. Since I couldn't get into my office without my keys, I had to make a bee-line back home - I made good time on the freeway. I pulled in the driveway, went in the house and told the Mrs. about my stupidity, and we had a good laugh. I decided I may as well have another cigarette before I left, so I did. I hopped in the car again and away I went. Once on the freeway, I looked at the gas gauge and noticed that I had better fill up. So I stopped at the gas station, and as I was waiting for the tank to fill, I looked at the passenger seat again - still empty! So, I headed back home once again. "This is getting ridiculous!" I told my wife. By now I was going to be late for a meeting, so I went in and sent a couple quick e-mails. I decided to have another cig before leaving, and so I did. I headed off once more, speeding down the freeway - by now I was developing a slight sunburn on the top of my head. As got on the exit ramp for my office, I looked at the passenger seat - EMPTY! I grabbed my cell phone out of the glove compartment and called my wife - she said indeed, my lunch was still sitting on the workbench. She had tried to call me on my cell phone right after I left, but since I keep my cell phone in the glove compartment in case I need to call somebody, so she had no luck with that. So I made the trip home one more time and decided to call it a day. I always carry my jacket now.
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