Ahhh! Right! OK, that's cool. I still can't help you with the pipe though...good luck finding one! I'd be interested to hear what you make of them!
I'm not gonna lie, I kinda fancy getting a pipe, just so I can sit there and look wise! I'd need a wood fire, a high backed chair, a smoking jacket, to change gender and a time machine to take me back to a much earlier decade but it my head it would look cool...oh, and a monacle...and a personality transplant...
Also, I should probably remember that pipes make you look about as wise as cigarettes make you look cool... it just doesn't happen! LOL!