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hollyberry

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I've been dying to ask.... how is kitty's driving record? ;)

Toonces is a bad driver, I'm afraid. He always drives off a cliff (but somehow he ends up okay and does it again the next time). I tried to find a youtube video, but SNL has probably removed all the original ones.
 

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Of course the test could have been devised by aliens so we would get eaten by the zombies... making it easier for the aliens to take over the planet.... hmmmmm Bailey must ponder this intriguing possbility.

Wait a minute... doesn't Bailey have odd toes? Maybe she's really a zombie-controlling alien, and used mind control to get you to take that test, giving you a false sense of security so you would never suspect her when she sends a zombie to eat your brain!!!

Come to think of it, my wife's cat has been giving me very strange looks lately... I'd better go check her toes... (the cat's, not my wife's)
 

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I missed that thread. How bad off is his aunt? Do you think it will still help her? I'll do it.. I dont give a rats bum what people think of me these days. LOL I have been through enough fire and now all I wanna do is see people get helped and damn the rest.

She's dying... will it save her... probably not....will it help her live a little longer quite possible....which leaves the question does she actually want to live longer or not.
 

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She's dying... will it save her... probably not....will it help her live a little longer quite possible....which leaves the question does she actually want to live longer or not.

If she's terminal I think we need to ask him if he thinks it will help his aunt. Depending on how close she is it may be just a hassle and cause her more harm. My step dad passed away earlier this year. I stayed at Moms to help take care of him for 3 months before he died. ( Alzheimer's) it wasn't pretty but we did what we had to do to make him comfortable. Sometimes that's all you can do.
 

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Of course the test could have been devised by aliens so we would get eaten by the zombies... making it easier for the aliens to take over the planet.... hmmmmm Bailey must ponder this intriguing possbility.

I have already analyzed and run projections on aliens creating or nudging the production of zombies to faciitate earth conquest...not a viale option...the zombies would be harder to deal with than us... and if they can cross interstellar distances they already have enough power/knowledge to get us to take ourselves out...


Oh no that's why the world is falling apart...alien conspiracy...somebody get Mulder QUICK!!!...
 
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I have already analyzed and run projections on aliens creating or nudging the production of zombies to faciitate earth conquest...not a viale option...the zombies would be harder to deal with than us... and if they can cross interstellar distances they already have enough power/knowledge to get us to take ourselves out...


Oh no that's why the world is falling apart...alien conspiracy...somebody get Mulder QUICK!!!...

That's just what odd-toed, zombie-controlling alien cats want you to think!
 

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If she's terminal I think we need to ask him if he thinks it will help his aunt..
They should (and I don't usually use that word applied to other peoples' behavior) give her anything that will help make her as comfortable as she can be! If tobacco ones are now making her uncomfortable, electric ones just might do the trick!
 

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Oh well write me off on that one...I couldn't do poetry of any type on purpose to save my life...really nice of ya though...

What your gonna Kill me If I don't wax poetic?...OK shoot me now

That's just what odd-toed, zombie-controlling alien cats want you to think!

I have projections on the zombie controlling aliens are already here among us...zombie controlling alien cats lost out to alien cat fighting human friendly intra dimensional dog beings with time travel paradox powers... ever had Deja-Vu ...evidence of a minor time rewrite...lol the matrix has you...


If she's terminal I think we need to ask him if he thinks it will help his aunt. Depending on how close she is it may be just a hassle and cause her more harm. My step dad passed away earlier this year. I stayed at Moms to help take care of him for 3 months before he died. ( Alzheimer's) it wasn't pretty but we did what we had to do to make him comfortable. Sometimes that's all you can do.

I agree there...I know it would help the general health of a friend of mine whose wife is struggling now due to his having multiple aneurisms blow out...
because He's not all there anymore it could actually hurt more than help... her on the other hand...well I'm working on a no muss no fuss mod for her to use...maybe reducing their cig budget will take a bit of stress off her...


Yea Kristen makes some Beautiful stuff...
 
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Toonces is a bad driver, I'm afraid. He always drives off a cliff (but somehow he ends up okay and does it again the next time). I tried to find a youtube video, but SNL has probably removed all the original ones.

Hey your car driving car should be on those insurance commericials-your cat is prettier.
 

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Hey your car driving car should be on those insurance commericials-your cat is prettier.

That's "Toonces, the driving cat" from Saturday Night Live skits from years ago. Not sure if they would want him on insurance commercials, as he drives off a cliff every time! lol :)
 

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Man I haven't seen SNL in yrs-I so loved it back in the 70's-between the Chevy Chase skits,Lily Tomlin as the operator & of course Eddie Murphy-loved those Mr. Robinson neighborhood ones. Have to see this on sat. So this poor cat is sorta of like that clay person that Mr. Hands would torment. thanks.

Yeah, SNL used to be much better than it is now, IMO. I think the 70s had the best cast.

I wanted to post a "Toonces" clip here, but there aren't any good ones on youtube at the moment.

Yep, Toonces would drive people around in the car and then drive off the cliff. Silly Toonces. :)
 
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