2. Share your best Dad joke. Or just any words he said that impress you.
On my 18th birthday my dad decided I was old enough to be told a more risque' joke.
For background my father just wasn't the type to tell a risque joke even to a close freind..he was a very religious and upright man..
So anyway, it was my 18th birthday and he looked at me and asked "How do you get white meat out of a fly?"
I couldn't come close to understanding that flies had meat in them, let alone why anyone would try to extract that meat.. so I said I didn't know.. (because truly I didn't)
Then he said "you unzip the zipper!"
Lol... I think my whole body turned red.. hahaha.. totally unexpected!
It's the only "clean dirty" joke I know.. lol..and I remember it to this day..