FDA: what's wrong with this picture? ;)

[Anjaffm]

Say, dears, do you really charge cigalikes this way? The FDA claims that this is the way to charge them.

Electronic Cigarettes (e-Cigarettes)

hm.......

 

[Ranic85]

I like their hotline for calling to report "adverse side effects"

 

[TLS01]

We should fill out the side effects form...
1. I can exercise longer
2. I can breathe so much better
3. I don't smell like an ashtray
4. My cars smell better now
5. I don't wake up in the morning hacking up lung butter
6. etc. to infinity

 

[Petrodus]

We should fill out the side effects form...
1. I can exercise longer
2. I can breathe so much better
3. I don't smell like an ashtray
4. My cars smell better now
5. I don't wake up in the morning hacking up lung butter
6. etc. to infinity

 

[AgentAnia]

Say, dears, do you really charge cigalikes this way? The FDA claims that this is the way to charge them.

Electronic Cigarettes (e-Cigarettes)

hm.......

Just have to post the FDA picture of an ecig being charged:



It's no secret to anyone here that FDA doesn't know their ecig from a hole in the ground, but OMG! No wonder they're getting such weird results when they analyze their ecigs!! Those carts must be highly charged!

Thanks for posting the link, Anjaffm, I needed a good laugh today!

 

[Petrodus]

Unbelievable !!
A picture is worth a thousand words.

 

[handdrive]

I love how they suggest drugs with side effects such as suicide as an alternative. Or nicotine gum, patches, lozenges to aid in qiuting. But vaping nicotine will kill you and create global warming. Well maybe not the last part yet but soon it will get twisted into vapor burning holes into the ozone and killing baby seals.

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[AgentAnia]

I love how they suggest drugs with side effects such as suicide as an alternative. Or nicotine gum, patches, lozenges to aid in qiuting. But vaping nicotine will kill you and create global warming. Well maybe not the last part yet but soon it will get twisted into vapor burning holes into the ozone and killing baby seals.

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Or, as our mkbilbo puts it: E-cig bad, go boom like bomb, run scared, hide children, everybody die.

 

[Hulamoon]

This thread/the FDA is toooo funny. LOL

 

[WarHawk-AVG]

Say, dears, do you really charge cigalikes this way? The FDA claims that this is the way to charge them.

Electronic Cigarettes (e-Cigarettes)

hm.......

truth in advertising...truth...FDA

whaaaaat?

They ain't gonna do anything but push an agenda...the agenda with the guy with the deepest pockets

 

[pamdis]

We should fill out the side effects form...
1. I can exercise longer
2. I can breathe so much better
3. I don't smell like an ashtray
4. My cars smell better now
5. I don't wake up in the morning hacking up lung butter
6. etc. to infinity

Except they only want ADVERSE side effects, so:
1. I no longer have an excuse to skip exercising, I hate exercising
2. I don't visit my doctor so much anymore, I miss him
3. My house has no smell anymore, I'll have to start buying candles
4. My car has no smell anymore, I'll have to start buying those scented hangy things
5. I don't wake up in the morning hacking up lung butter, this was the only exercise I was getting
6. etc to infinity

 

[CocoaButter]

Adverse Side Effects:

1:Big Tobacco Dont get mah money
2:Big Pharma Dont get mah money
3:Big Gov Gets less o' mah tax money
4: I get to keep mah money
5: I found their problem.

 

[turnforward]

We should fill out the side effects form...
1. I can exercise longer
2. I can breathe so much better
3. I don't smell like an ashtray
4. My cars smell better now
5. I don't wake up in the morning hacking up lung butter
6. etc. to infinity

I went to the form and was writing my true story of when I used Chantix to quit smoking and how it made me depressed and suicidal, and how the depression from it caused me to start smoking again three weeks after I quit. Then I started telling them about e-cigs and how they helped me quit smoking, and how my health has improved, and how it has worked with friends and family. I was writing the last line saying that e-cigs are a miracle device and people should quit smoking using it rather than Chantix. And before I could finish a pop-up window said I was inactive for 20 minutes and that the session is over and erased everything I wrote!!!!!!


You Know, our government really S--ks, I hope the republicans shut down this F---ing effing d-mb_A-- nanny state government for good. Everything they do is a pain in our A--es. They are a worthless bunch of A Holes making $170,000 dollars a year to do what??? Sc--w with us!!!!!!!! I haven't felt this depressed and suicidal since I took Chantix 4 years ago.

 

[Barbara21]

We should fill out the side effects form...
1. I can exercise longer
2. I can breathe so much better
3. I don't smell like an ashtray
4. My cars smell better now
5. I don't wake up in the morning hacking up lung butter
6. etc. to infinity

I wouldn't recommend this. I don't know for sure how their reporting system works but this form is for reporting adverse effects. I wouldn't be surprised if it just got lumped into " we have received xxx reports of adverse effects...."

This would not be good.

 

[AgentAnia]

Except they only want ADVERSE side effects, so:
1. I no longer have an excuse to skip exercising, I hate exercising
2. I don't visit my doctor so much anymore, I miss him
3. My house has no smell anymore, I'll have to start buying candles
4. My car has no smell anymore, I'll have to start buying those scented hangy things
5. I don't wake up in the morning hacking up lung butter, this was the only exercise I was getting
6. etc to infinity

Adverse side effect #6: Now that I can smell, I discover my next-door neighbor cooks with a lot of garlic. Garlic makes me nauseated.

 

[KnurledNut]

ATTN: TLS01

Your 'lung butter' comment made me spew coffee all over my keyboard. Good stuff!

 

[AgentAnia]

Adverse Side Effect #7: The only time I saw my neighbors was when they came over to complain about my smoking. Now that I vape, they don't complain any more. I'm very lonely.

 

[Tmartin63]

We should fill out the side effects form...
1. I can exercise longer
2. I can breathe so much better
3. I don't smell like an ashtray
4. My cars smell better now
5. I don't wake up in the morning hacking up lung butter
6. etc. to infinity

Would you think less of me if I openly admit I did fill out their little form. Gave them quite an ear full of the benefits of my ecig habit.

 

[Petrodus]

Scrolling down to the bottom of the FDA's page Link
You will see
More Information on Safely Quitting Tobacco
One of the listed links is ...
Get Instant Messaging Live Help

Click on the link Live Help ... just for fun.
OR
Let me show you what you get ... Click Here
It's a DEAD LINK
You can just imagine my surprise
(sarcasm)

 

[LaraC]

I wouldn't recommend this. I don't know for sure how their reporting system works but this form is for reporting adverse effects. I wouldn't be surprised if it just got lumped into " we have received xxx reports of adverse effects...."

This would not be good.

Exactly what I was thinking.