Finally made it to the bloog forum

[slim66]

How about perplexinator?

I like it.

 

[Gardner808]

I like it, too! But that is the name of my mouse. Ha HA!

You will now face the double barreled bafflement of the Confusikator and the Perplexinator!

You will be astonished as I astound you with my baffling attack. I will balk at nothing to befuddle you. I will beset your mind with bewilderment. I will run buffalo over any objection to my complications. The confounding discombobulation of my wordplay will discompose you and leave you dumbfounded. I shall encumber your intellect with an entangling fog. I get to involve all manner of mechanism in my attempts to jumble the muck and muddle of these muddy waters. Prepare to be mystified by the nonplussed nature of this perturbation. I will pose to you puzzles that will rattle your composure. I will weave webs of such complexity as to ravel and snarl you. You will stumble into my traps where I will stump you into surprise. Surely, you will be tangled in oblivion as my plot thickens. My aim you shall not thwart!

 

[GNNR]

I give up!!!! You win....no more, no more.

 

[slim66]

I like it, too! But that is the name of my mouse. Ha HA!

You will now face the double barreled bafflement of the Confusikator and the Perplexinator!

You will be astonished as I astound you with my baffling attack. I will balk at nothing to befuddle you. I will beset your mind with bewilderment. I will run buffalo over any objection to my complications. The confounding discombobulation of my wordplay will discompose you and leave you dumbfounded. I shall encumber your intellect with an entangling fog. I get to involve all manner of mechanism in my attempts to jumble the muck and muddle of these muddy waters. Prepare to be mystified by the nonplussed nature of this perturbation. I will pose to you puzzles that will rattle your composure. I will weave webs of such complexity as to ravel and snarl you. You will stumble into my traps where I will stump you into surprise. Surely, you will be tangled in oblivion as my plot thickens. I shall not be thwarted!

I can't wait!

And as I've said before, you are much better at wording things than I could ever hope to be.

 

[Gardner808]

Oh, now that just isn't true.

And I can't take credit for the above paragraph. I pulled the list of synonyms for "perplex" from an online thesaurus and then wrote around them. I guess I did cheat a bit by changing the verb tenses and converting some to adjectives and others to nouns. No real craft involved. Just a bunch of I will this and I will that.

 

[GNNR]

I like it, too! But that is the name of my mouse. Ha HA!

You will now face the double barreled bafflement of the Confusikator and the Perplexinator!

You will be astonished as I astound you with my baffling attack. I will balk at nothing to befuddle you. I will beset your mind with bewilderment. I will run buffalo over any objection to my complications. The confounding discombobulation of my wordplay will discompose you and leave you dumbfounded. I shall encumber your intellect with an entangling fog. I get to involve all manner of mechanism in my attempts to jumble the muck and muddle of these muddy waters. Prepare to be mystified by the nonplussed nature of this perturbation. I will pose to you puzzles that will rattle your composure. I will weave webs of such complexity as to ravel and snarl you. You will stumble into my traps where I will stump you into surprise. Surely, you will be tangled in oblivion as my plot thickens. My aim you shall not thwart!

All I can say about that is "Yabba Dabba Doo"

 

[shooter59]

Geeez, remind me never to play scrabble with you!!!!!
lol

I like it, too! But that is the name of my mouse. Ha HA!

You will now face the double barreled bafflement of the Confusikator and the Perplexinator!

You will be astonished as I astound you with my baffling attack. I will balk at nothing to befuddle you. I will beset your mind with bewilderment. I will run buffalo over any objection to my complications. The confounding discombobulation of my wordplay will discompose you and leave you dumbfounded. I shall encumber your intellect with an entangling fog. I get to involve all manner of mechanism in my attempts to jumble the muck and muddle of these muddy waters. Prepare to be mystified by the nonplussed nature of this perturbation. I will pose to you puzzles that will rattle your composure. I will weave webs of such complexity as to ravel and snarl you. You will stumble into my traps where I will stump you into surprise. Surely, you will be tangled in oblivion as my plot thickens. My aim you shall not thwart!