If A > B and B > C than A cannot be < C.
The "straws" for coffee are designed as stirrer sticks. Have you ever seen someone drink coffee out of a "coffee straw"? The hollow ones shaped like a figure 8 aren't even wide enough to get liquid through them.
You know, I knew you were going to pull this one, but I convinced myself you wouldn't bother because it'd be unfounded and meaningless. The "straws" for coffee are called "stirrers" not "straws" because their intended use is to "stir." On top of that, I could very well use my PV to stir if I wanted to.
Not to mention the A > B and B > C then A cannot be < C argument doesn't apply here. What I am saying is A=C1 and B=C2, wherein C1 and C2 are separate intended uses, but are, in fact, intended uses much the same, still, all of this in no way suggests A=B. This is like saying Texas has a government, while China has a government, therefore China = Texas.
And what I am saying is that intended use, in terms of ingredients of the function, varies. Therefore the A>B and B>C then A cannot be < C argument is impossible.