Oh my what beautiful weather we are having!The sky is so blue,the birds are singing,the waves so nice and gentle.I just love it.
Wait,whats that out there on that stack of rocks?See,where all the people are looking.OMG!!I think its Wader out there in the water doing the hula!!How on earth did he get so shiney?He must have waxed his entire body for this!!WTH!,Is that a live squirrel on his head??Im going to sit down here,have a vape and see what he does next.That goofy man just amazes me.
Get a stick and wack it off!!
No wait,Dont hurt it!!
<<<<<----------running, not walking, away