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Ill take mine out if ya want,I just want everyone to have fun.I had a blast today with this thread.Just post a story!!
keyzgirl, don't take it out! It's a great story and I had a blast reading all the posts that followed. Made my day 
Awww, don't take it away. I'm just not feelin' very creative today *sigh*....
Okay here's one:
I'm so envious of all the "beautiful people"! Look at 'em! Sitting on the beach in this gorgeous weather with their XL V4L metallic blue batteries! And here I sit with a generic no-logo blah color. Makes me embarrassed to even vape in front of them. This is for the birds!
Someday I'll buy a whole stack of nice shinny new batteries. YEAH, that's what I'll do! Then, I'll throw these generics into the ocean and watch the waves take them out to sea. NO, NO... I'd contaminate the water; better put them in the recycle bin.
Oh well, when I DO get a battery that I love, I'm going to do a happy hula dance right in front of 'em!
I'm so envious of all the "beautiful people"! Look at 'em! Sitting on the beach in this gorgeous weather with their XL V4L metallic blue batteries! And here I sit with a generic no-logo blah color. Makes me embarrassed to even vape in front of them. This is for the birds!
Someday I'll buy a whole stack of nice shinny new batteries. YEAH, that's what I'll do! Then, I'll throw these generics into the ocean and watch the waves take them out to sea. NO, NO... I'd contaminate the water; better put them in the recycle bin.
Oh well, when I DO get a battery that I love, I'm going to do a happy hula dance right in front of 'em!
I know a place so beautiful. So so beautiful!
I know a place where some are painted blue. these people are usually pretending to be Na'vi..or a monster..or just a blue man
I know a place that I will vape for the first time this summer. The last two summers I would come with 4-5 packs of cigs for the weekend. No more littering my Mother.
I know a place where the birds sing you awake and dance around your head. Oh I love the birds!
I know a place next to the water, where waves dont exist.It's a lake with a story itself.
I know a place where every one can hula hoop!I really need to learn!
I know a place where the weather can change and astound you. Last summer I survived crazy tornado weather in a tent! Everything around our area was dangerous but just around us we were safe.
I know a place where the speakers are stacked high! And the music is groovin!
I know a place where the nicest people come to tell eachother "I love you".
This is my Family. This is Harmony Park.
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q210/Nephthys13/HarvestCrew.jpg
ya so Im not really in a writing mood..this is all I got... I kinda wanna show you pictures..but I also dont want to scare you....I love Harmony Park so much... sigh! I cant wait for summer!
I know a place where some are painted blue. these people are usually pretending to be Na'vi..or a monster..or just a blue man
I know a place that I will vape for the first time this summer. The last two summers I would come with 4-5 packs of cigs for the weekend. No more littering my Mother.
I know a place where the birds sing you awake and dance around your head. Oh I love the birds!
I know a place next to the water, where waves dont exist.It's a lake with a story itself.
I know a place where every one can hula hoop!I really need to learn!
I know a place where the weather can change and astound you. Last summer I survived crazy tornado weather in a tent! Everything around our area was dangerous but just around us we were safe.
I know a place where the speakers are stacked high! And the music is groovin!
I know a place where the nicest people come to tell eachother "I love you".
This is my Family. This is Harmony Park.
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q210/Nephthys13/HarvestCrew.jpg
ya so Im not really in a writing mood..this is all I got... I kinda wanna show you pictures..but I also dont want to scare you....I love Harmony Park so much... sigh! I cant wait for summer!
One day I was walking down the beach, minding my own business, when a couple birds started circling overhead. Well, we all know what birds usually do when they circle overhead . . . it rhymes with commit, and I didn't want any birds "committing" on my nice, clean head.
I quickly ran out into the beautiful blue water where I thought the waves would keep them at bay. As it turns out, they were just circling and waiting for me to get out of their dance circle. They were getting ready to have a "Hula Love-In" dance. I don't know how I didn't notice all of the Tikis and torches, and there was even a disco ball and colored lights everywhere.
They started to dance, then there were more, and more. Soon, it seemed like there were thousands of birds all doing the Hula dance, with me stuck in the middle of it. They all started swirling and spinning, the weather started to get stormy with lightning and rain, and a stack of Tikis came crashing down on top of my nice, clean, un-committed-upon head.
When I came to, I was on a stretcher with a crowd of people standing around. I could hear the paramedics saying something about tetro-something-er-other toxin, overdose, poison, and the like. It all became clear . . . I had not spent the evening doing the Hula with those birds, but rather, it was all a dream. A very terrible nightmare.
I learned my lesson that day. I learned it well. Never again will I vape the puffer-fish e-liquid that the local one-eyed beggar sells on the corner!
I quickly ran out into the beautiful blue water where I thought the waves would keep them at bay. As it turns out, they were just circling and waiting for me to get out of their dance circle. They were getting ready to have a "Hula Love-In" dance. I don't know how I didn't notice all of the Tikis and torches, and there was even a disco ball and colored lights everywhere.
They started to dance, then there were more, and more. Soon, it seemed like there were thousands of birds all doing the Hula dance, with me stuck in the middle of it. They all started swirling and spinning, the weather started to get stormy with lightning and rain, and a stack of Tikis came crashing down on top of my nice, clean, un-committed-upon head.
When I came to, I was on a stretcher with a crowd of people standing around. I could hear the paramedics saying something about tetro-something-er-other toxin, overdose, poison, and the like. It all became clear . . . I had not spent the evening doing the Hula with those birds, but rather, it was all a dream. A very terrible nightmare.
I learned my lesson that day. I learned it well. Never again will I vape the puffer-fish e-liquid that the local one-eyed beggar sells on the corner!
Beautiful blue love birds danced the hula as nice waves and weather created a stack of people by the beach who stopped to vape. Water.
"Yes!!! Nailed it!!!"
Let's see if anybody can do it in fewer words than that, I am so totally going to win this contest!
"Yes!!! Nailed it!!!"
Let's see if anybody can do it in fewer words than that, I am so totally going to win this contest!
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awwwww,,,tysm keyzygirl,,,you to are alot of fun here, this place helps me get throught the days.
I did a picture story and you can only post 5 pics per post - I had 27 pictures so I turned my story into a couple jpegs - hope you can read it ok and hope it counts:
One beautiful evening I was at the beach enjoying the blue ocean waves when I saw these wild talking birds. People would just turn around and run screaming when they heard the conversation these birds were having. One bird was telling the others how he loves to vape this new e-juice "love water". To my surprise, not only did these birds talk they vape, too! I figured since the weather was nice and I had all of my vaping supplies with me that I would ask the birds to come hang with me so we could vape together. They agreed under one condition....We all had to wear hula skirts and coconut bras. I found this strange but agreed anyway. I mean, when would I ever have a chance to vape with talking birds that know how to party again? NEVER! They let me try their "love water" and I gave them some mango e-juice to try. The juice I let them try must have affected them in some crazy way because they all started to stack themselves on top of each other and started to do the hula, at least I think they were doing the hula. Maybe it was some weird bird orgy, but who am I to say. This turned out to be VERY dangerous since they couldn't handle the 36mg mango e-juice and ended up falling to the ground and were rolling around squawking how dizzy they were. The mixture of the high level e-juice and the strong drink we were drinking out of coconuts proved to be too much for their tiny bodies and they passed out right then and there! At least I think they passed out, but how do you check a birds pulse. Got me!
* No animals were harmed in the making of this story*
* No animals were harmed in the making of this story*
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It was a BEAUTIFUL day here by the lake. The WEATHER had been crazy as of late, but that didn't stop all the PEOPLE from throwing on their ice skates and hitting the frozen WATER in hopes of having a little fun, not to mention chase a few BIRDS. One child in particular really stood out from the rest. She was like a little pro wearing her BLUE outfit skating circles around all the bigger kids. She even had a little HULA type dance that she snuck into her routine. Her mother was sitting on the dock watching, so proud of her little LOVE. The little girl in utter excitement WAVES to her mother and loses her balance. As she ran into the first child, it was like watching dominoes falling until there was nothing left but a STACK of children lying in the middle of the frozen lake. What a funny site. I myself sit and have a NICE warm VAPE watching the children and thinking to myself...."oh to be a kid again".
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