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[Stevew443]

Cassie, they call me Dr. TT around here because I got me a PhD from a prominent on-line University where you tell them all your life experiences and if you qualify they send you a diploma after you pay $189.95 plus shipping and handling. Its a real diploma and is signed by a whole bunch of people.

So I told them about old Thelma Jean in eleventh grade and my two jobs at Whatsthatburger and the Sewage Treatment Plant and sent in my money and they sent me a diploma.

I specialize in the treatment of Lumps, Bumps, Stumps and hickies on Zickies. I also treat broken hearts and hurt elbows.

My point to all this is that you can place your complete trust and confidence in me since I am a well educated professional who is here to serve you. Ignore all these other guys on here because you know what guys are after ... free cartos!

I have my own cartos that I found myself!

Lubs, TT

I got myself one of those fancy schmancy degrees too, although the school that gave me my diploma is from someplace in Outer Mongolia. As such I am only qualified to check on pimply backs and ingrown hairs on the left inner thigh, but I have made myself a fortune selling my patented left inner thigh hair remover and I am thinking about actually putting a roof on the outhouse soon. Although as hot as it has been lately, having that flow through ventilation on the outhouse has been a blessing.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Oh yeah .... shoes .... I need to find them.

I was pretty upset that I didn't win that shoe contest. I thought I had that one for sure.

Oh well, I continue on never having won anything in my life.

* sob *

I bought one of those Scratch Off's and you sratch the little things and spell "million."

I scratched mine and it spelled ...

S-U-C-K-E-R

I hate those things.

TT

TT - No way could you win the shoe contest with those purple slippers! And what's that thing caught in your green spiked hair?

 

[vaporgalinfla]

I got myself one of those fancy schmancy degrees too, although the school that gave me my diploma is from someplace in Outer Mongolia. As such I am only qualified to check on pimply backs and ingrown hairs on the left inner thigh, but I have made myself a fortune selling my patented left inner thigh hair remover and I am thinking about actually putting a roof on the outhouse soon. Although as hot as it has been lately, having that flow through ventilation on the outhouse has been a blessing.

Perhaps you should invest in getting a degree where TT earned bought his. Although you've doing well with your patented left inner thigh hair remover, I think that your future might be much better with another degree.

TT - Can you look into your crystal ball and figure out if Steve should earn buy a degree like yours?

 

[Ever1ast]

I got myself one of those fancy schmancy degrees too, although the school that gave me my diploma is from someplace in Outer Mongolia. As such I am only qualified to check on pimply backs and ingrown hairs on the left inner thigh, but I have made myself a fortune selling my patented left inner thigh hair remover and I am thinking about actually putting a roof on the outhouse soon.

What a coincidence! You got a website where I can get some of that??

 

[TexasT]

I think we need to start a franchise!!!

I'll handle the booby burns and as smart a man as Steve is, I'm sure he can handle the rest of it.

And we can consult with each other on the difficult cases.

We're gonna be rich Steve!

TT

 

[TexasT]

TT - No way could you win the shoe contest with those purple slippers! And what's that thing caught in your green spiked hair?

I don't know what that is in my hair.

It fell out of the bug zapper a while back.

TT

 

[vaporgalinfla]

I don't know what that is in my hair.

It fell out of the bug zapper a while back.

TT

Perhaps you should take a long hot shower and wash your hair! Who knows; maybe it will no longer be green!

 

[TexasT]

Perhaps you should take a long hot shower and wash your hair! Who knows; maybe it will no longer be green!

Okay, I'm all lathered up ...
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[SecondChance]

LMAO!! Ok T that is a good one, but ya still have the thing in your hair!! put down that dang coffee and scrub a little!

SC

 

[Norry]

Well I'm a day late and 3 dollars short but welcome to the family Cassie...

Hey TT, I passed a car wash today that had some real pretty girls out there drying the cars. They had some britches on that were shorter than yours. I bet they could do a real good job getting that lather removed and even comb that critter out of your hair.....

 

[TexasT]

Well I'm a day late and 3 dollars short but welcome to the family Cassie...

Hey TT, I passed a car wash today that had some real pretty girls out there drying the cars. They had some britches on that were shorter than yours. I bet they could do a real good job getting that lather removed and even comb that critter out of your hair.....

Well Norry, a year ago last September when it last rained, my truck did get all wet and it wouldn't hurt a bit to have it dried off ... now where exactly is that car wash?

And some pretty gals in chort chorts to dry me off ... gosh, I don't know if I could handle that much excitement.

And I know for sure my wife couldn't handle me having that much excitement!!!

TT

 

[SecondChance]

T, you do remember that big Ole cast iron fryin pan that the wifey owns...Don't ya???

SC

 

[Norry]

Well Norry, a year ago last September when it last rained, my truck did get all wet and it wouldn't hurt a bit to have it dried off ... now where exactly is that car wash?

And some pretty gals in chort chorts to dry me off ... gosh, I don't know if I could handle that much excitement.

And I know for sure my wife couldn't handle me having that much excitement!!!

TT

Well I think I saw some guys in chort chorts too. They could dry you off and then your better half wouldn't get upset with ya...LOL

 

[TexasT]

Well I think I saw some guys in chort chorts too. They could dry you off and then your better half wouldn't get upset with ya...LOL

Well, the guy that patted me down when I went by the airport the other day wearing my Depends Adult Underwear did a pretty nice job! I'm going back again next week for another pat down!

And LastChance, yeah, I remember that thing and she still has it ... I just have to be careful ... real, real, careful!

TT

 

[JamesRubMyFeet]

Oh gosh! Look at all I miss out on when I get a weekend off! Thank you everyone for the welcomes! Now can we get back to the point of this thread? It's all about ME!

TT, sorry but from all I've heard about you from Kristen, I'm not letting you near my boobies, burnt or not! Where in Texas are you from though? I was born in a little ol' town called San Antonio.

 

[JamesRubMyFeet]

I don't know Cassie....I thought everyone at FS autographed the packing slip in my order I just got. But I don't see a "Cassie" anywhere...

Next time you order, leave a comment that you want my signature. I'll make it extra special!!

 

[JamesRubMyFeet]

forum rules requires all new receptionists of fsusa to send me a free 1000ml bottle of hopscotch.


i hope they hire a few new people soon. lol........

I bet if I did send you that free liter, they would be hiring some new people! haha

 

[Ever1ast]

Next time you order, leave a comment that you want my signature. I'll make it extra special!!

I already did lol - I put a "Welcome Cassie" note in the order I placed the other night It's already been shipped - you can get the next one

Edit: San Antonio huh? I spent a good bit of my youth there... Moved on before I got to John Jay with all my friends though. I gotta get back there and visit.

 

[SecondChance]

Oh gosh! Look at all I miss out on when I get a weekend off! Thank you everyone for the welcomes! Now can we get back to the point of this thread? It's all about ME!

TT, sorry but from all I've heard about you from Kristen, I'm not letting you near my boobies, burnt or not! Where in Texas are you from though? I was born in a little ol' town called San Antonio.

Lol...it is all about YOU!! YOU just have to keep remindin us of that!!

And I can already tell you are a smart girl... cuz ya don't want T goin anywhere near boobies, or any other body part for that matter... He simply can't be trusted!!

SC

 

[JamesRubMyFeet]

I already did lol - I put a "Welcome Cassie" note in the order I placed the other night It's already been shipped - you can get the next one

Edit: San Antonio huh? I spent a good bit of my youth there... Moved on before I got to John Jay with all my friends though. I gotta get back there and visit.

Ah shucks. I wonder if anyone made a copy for me to see!

Yup, lived on the Randolph Air Force Base. Only for a few years though, then moved to OK, and then here to Tucson!