FSUSA must have hired the Oompa Loompas!!

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MASSACRE SOxCAL

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Will this be your first time trying WE and Purecig? I love the Menthol Purecig. It is more then just the flavor it is a fullness to the vape that similates analogs in a way that is hard to describe. If that makes any sense at all. lol
No WE and RY4 is my all day vape just trying it with the extra flavor but 555 and purecig will be my first time cant wait.
 

TexasT

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we have full medical. medical dental drug and vision. we have paid pto and paid sick leave. we have profit sharing and 401k's. we have a bonus program and for thanks giving we gave everyone a 20lb turkey and the day off paid. we have scheduled raises and bonus raises for people who prove they have Pam and I's work ethic. we send employees in for a paid 1 hour professional massage on our dime. oh yeah we have alot of benefits. I actually like working here :)

Well, I'd sure like to get me one of those jobs. I don't know what that there work ethnic thing is but I could probably pick one up at the hardware store up in town. I got me a lot of experience working. I can run cows and pull calves. My first job away from the farm was at the Sewage Treatment plant. I liked that job but the guy running the place gave me so much sh^^ that I went and quit.

Then I went to work at Whattaburger and I told you about that deal. They fired me because I kept calling all their customers Burger .... and Buffalo Belly. Heck, I was just trying to be neighborly. That wasn't right that they run me off for that.

Then I got me that job at the Dollar Store and that one was a train wreck. They didn't just fire me, they picked me up and threw me out the door. They really hurt my feelings. They hurt my backside too.

You know, my wife could work at FSUSA too. She's pretty large but she knows how to do that professional massage stuff. You can lay down on the floor and she can walk up and down your back barefooted and man, it hurts but it sure feels good when she stops!

So send me some money and a map on how to get there and I'll get the guys at the Coffee Shop to get me pointed out in the right direction and we'll be there in no time. Can we stay at your house while we find a cabin somewhere? I'll wash my wife's coveralls before we come and we're real clean. I use my own pick-up key to clean my ears and stuff.
 

ab357

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LOL point taken!

Yeah, you really don't want to get on Mrs T's radar:blush:

Shoot. I ain't never been accused of working one full shift let alone a double shift! Ha, ha, did you forget who you were talking to?

I hacked into David's email acct and saw her email. She said for some Gold Label Applewood, she'd force you to work double shifts, six days a week. She even said something about giving him massages. Oh BTW, still no success on that project we've been plotting. I still haven't figured out how to co opt the system so that everyone's juices come to us. But I'm working on it.

My order just got here. Two business days. I can leave the mailman alone now. I am testing everything! Loving the Hypnotic Mist immensely right out of the bottle. Now I am tasting the Rocking Chair. Definitely better than the juices I have had previously. Going to have to ask Santa for a gift certificate to this place.

A few orders ago I started vaping all the different juices I had just received. I gave my taste buds sensory overload.:facepalm:
 

VanderVape

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Ok guys getting ready to place a nice big order on friday morning when I first get up with kits and lots of juice. Did you guys do the express shipping or just the regular? I need this like yesterday, hell about a month ago so it would be fabo if it was here on Monday. :) I sit here slobbering at all the juices that we have chosen to try in different strengths and pg/vg. The ones that we are vaping off of now are cheapos that we are not very happy with, not to mention that I can't hardly smoke them because they are all pg and make me cough. lol

If it can get here on Saturday I will add the express. :)
 

TexasT

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Ok guys getting ready to place a nice big order on friday morning when I first get up with kits and lots of juice. Did you guys do the express shipping or just the regular? I need this like yesterday, hell about a month ago so it would be fabo if it was here on Monday. :) I sit here slobbering at all the juices that we have chosen to try in different strengths and pg/vg. The ones that we are vaping off of now are cheapos that we are not very happy with, not to mention that I can't hardly smoke them because they are all pg and make me cough. lol

If it can get here on Saturday I will add the express. :)

Hi Shell and welcome to the FSUSA Forum. David and Pam of FSUSA do go through the Forum from time to time and try to answer things when they can, but you are asking some real important questions here and I think you would get a better and more timely response if you go to the "Contact Us" section of the FSUSA home page (bottom left) and write to them directly.

Hope you enjoy the juices you decide to order and be sure to stop back here and visit with us!
 
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