I regularly ride the local Coaster train to San Diego, so I know most of the conductors by name, very cool guys and some of them vape ...
A few weeks ago, a woman boarded the train with EIGHT dogs on leashes, promptly lost control of a couple of them, and they all barked non-stop when the train started rolling, forcing the other passengers to the upper level ...
It took all 3 conductors to get them off the train at the next stop ...
I was up in the conductor's area vaping with two of them (yes this is marginally on-topic), they told me about the time when a guy got on the train with a GOAT, which immediately began to eat the seat cushions. They had to recover from hysterics in time to eject goat and owner at the next station, and then write a report to explain the damage ...


