Funny NT Vaping Stories

[MikeL76]

Ok, I shared a funny moment or two on a thread a few weeks back, but I'm starting another to share todays humorous event...

Perhaps other can share funny instances involving vaping? Can always use a little comic relief...


So today, I had to go on a two hour ride in a work truck each way to/from the job, and the guys I work with Thursdays always drool over the smell of whatever NT I'm vaping... Last night I loaded up Strawnilla in one Kaifun, and Sensory Overload (Virus w/ a little ACB) in the other... Guys were making comments all day how great it smelled and of course NOBODY minds if the vapor ends up in their direction.... So we're driving down the expressway, and the other truck of guys that goes with us passes by as I'm just blowing ridiculous clouds of Sensory Overload... I get a call a few moments later telling me it looked like Cheech & Chong were cruising down the highway....

Now, lets hear the truly funny vape related stories????????

 

[Zanaspus]

Funny story, hmm...

I once put Wakonda in my dripper when I thought I had The Virus, and I didn't mind!

How's that?

 

[Megan Kogijiki Ratchford]

Told this story before but here goes.

A friend of mine was tooling down the road with the windows up as it was super cold. He got pulled over by a cop who approached his door as the window was being opened and the vast clouds of vape rolled out like the fog descending on San Fran or a Cheech and Chong movie and said to my pal, "You know, it's illegal to smoke that and drive..." My pal then explained vaping and let the cop sniff his dripping atty and the bottles of juices and got ready for endless ranting and the cop not believing him and the cop says, "Really? You mean you quit smoking using this? Could you explain it more to me, would you mind?" So my pal stood on the side of the road for half an hour or more giving the vaping tutorial to this cop who was desperate to quit smoking but never could. So they parted ways with the cop heading to the nearest vape store and needless to say he wasn't ticketed but warned to keep the visibility clear in his car in the future.

 

[TraceyS]

I don't cook..it was in the prenup.....first time I took out the ACB hubby kept asking for maple syrup pancakes, kept saying do you want pancakes tonight?....when that sample ran out no more mention of pancakes...when he got home last night I had shamefully broken back into the ACB and poured it in my virus....he was smelling it but didn't say anything except we having pancakes tonight? LOL

Tracey

 

[RuDawg7890]

Shortly after (finally) kicking the analogs, I was getting a haircut. The girl who cut my hair at the time was super cool, but significantly younger than I (I'm 39, she's 27ish). I sit down in the chair, and we start to chat.

Her: So what's new?
Me: Oh, I quit smoking
Her: That's awesome, how did you do it?
Me: I started vaping.
Her: You started WHAT?
Me: I started vaping.
Her: (jaw drops) "What do you mean you're vaping?"
Me: You know, an electronic cigarette
Her: "OMG, don't call it THAT"
Me: What do you mean, that's what it's called!
Her: NO! 'vaping' is for that, OTHER stuff!!
Me: What? What are you talking about?
Her: You know...that other stuff!!

I had no idea that vaping other 'stuff' even existed!!

 

[Sloth Tonight]

Shortly after (finally) kicking the analogs, I was getting a haircut. The girl who cut my hair at the time was super cool, but significantly younger than I (I'm 39, she's 27ish). I sit down in the chair, and we start to chat.

Her: So what's new?
Me: Oh, I quit smoking
Her: That's awesome, how did you do it?
Me: I started vaping.
Her: You started WHAT?
Me: I started vaping.
Her: (jaw drops) "What do you mean you're vaping?"
Me: You know, an electronic cigarette
Her: "OMG, don't call it THAT"
Me: What do you mean, that's what it's called!
Her: NO! 'vaping' is for that, OTHER stuff!!
Me: What? What are you talking about?
Her: You know...that other stuff!!

I had no idea that vaping other 'stuff' even existed!!

yes it does but nobody refers to 'that' as "vaping" LOL at least not in my (...extensive) experience

i mean they may usethe word vaping but not like we do when we talk about vaping would be other subtleties included...

 

[RuDawg7890]

yes it does but nobody refers to 'that' as "vaping" LOL at least not in my (...extensive) experience

i mean they may usethe word vaping but not like we do when we talk about vaping would be other subtleties included...

And you know, when I was talking with her, the whole time I'm thinking..."I know an entire community of A LOT of people that call ecig use 'vaping'!!"

 

[distortoblotto]

Walked into a local B&M where the young hipster cloud chasers are known to hang out carrying my short tubed evic with a Kanger Aero I had built. Starting talking to the boys and asked to sample a little near zero juice. When the kid started to load one of their taster units I said "no, that's O.K, I brought my own". So the kid says "sure" and puts the bottle on the counter. Just to blow their minds I proceeded to pull out my Turtleship/ Stillaire built with the sleeper build to 0.3 ohms, load it up and let it rip. The looks on their faces were priceless as I had just blown most of them out of the water. The conversation immediately went to " Dude! Can we check out your build?"

Still get funny looks from time to time when I am out and about somewhere and pull out the Reo to take a few pulls.

 

[DaBucs]

Brought my tobh on the provari to work one morning...right before i went in I took a huge lung hit and let it out...walked into the building and the security guard said to me...thought for a minute there i was gonna have to call the fire department

 

[Filthy-Beast]

I while back, I was stuck in an all day meeting in a big conference room. Every once in a while I would migrate to the back of the room and stealth vape my tumbled raw aluminum Reo.

Later I had someone ask if I was hitting a flask during the meeting.

 

[emily n portland]

The other day at work almost everyone had gone home except for the guy in the cubicle next to me.
I'm working intently. Out of nowhere he says --

"There's those cookies again"

What a weird thing to say, I think. I certainly have no cookies, no one else is around. I decide he's called his wife when I wasn't paying attention.

After awhile he says--

"Man, it really does smell like cookies. I don't understand why those get such a bad rep, you should be encouraged to use them"

What the..?!? I think. Even more puzzled by this one sided conversation, i start to go back to work and realize I'm lifting my reo to my mouth.
"Bwhahaha, I didn't realize you were talking to me!! Actually it's Cinnamon Danish!"

I'm certainly not allowed to vape at my desk, not anywhere on company property in fact

Lesson learned...with NT, it's not just the visual cloud you need to be stealthy with.
But luckily I get along with everyone I sit around, and other people just think my area smells good.
Although I do try to be more conscious of what I'm doing since then.

 

[Sloth Tonight]

i have yet to have a single funny vaping story nobody around here cares period even the cops dont care countless state troopers have surely noticed my car is fogged out was even blowing a cloud in front of one once they dont care its discouraging i want somebody to react in a hilarious fashion all i get is what id get with no reo

 

[Kent Brooks]

Went into a vape shop a few weeks ago, browsed a little bit... introduced myself, and the guy said "It's... (long pause) you?" I said, "Yes, my son..." Gave him the Pope thing... and then I laughed. HAHA

Went into a vape shop toting my REO Grand - girl behind the counter looks at it and tells me she's heard good things about the MVP. /sigh

Strolled down a local vape shop and asked if they had any legit mech mods - person behind the counter handed me a Caravella, priced at $90. /scratches head

Fam ordered on Tuesday. Called me on Thursday, irate, wondering where his vape mail was - frustrated because "totally ran out of juice this morning." Proceeds to run me up one side and down the other for the better part of 5 minutes because the tracking says it's delivered. In the middle of his rant, I hear his wife/gf say "mails here." He hangs up phone.

Recieved a voicemail last week - the only word I could understand was "yummy" - decided it was all good.