On my way to work this morning (a 45 minute commute at 4:30 am) I had an epiphany, God does indeed have a sense of humor. Why? Well...take the skunk for example. Cant you see the smile on his face and hear him giggling thinking this will be hilarious while hes creating this precious little critter? I imagine that this morning, very early, he had a very good giggle on several people whilst driving on the interstate. I was blessed enough to pass not only 1 but 2 of Gods little creatures. Sadly to say, they were both dead
no, I wasnt the poor, unfortunate soul who ran them over, thereby ruining their new car smell forever. Someone had already done the deed and yes
God is laughing so hard. But
this little creature was probably laughing all the way to heaven because he left his essence behind, bless his little heart! Meanwhile, God is up there in heaven just rolling on the floor laughing his almighty hiney off at these folks that just ran into a wall of stench driving 70mph down the interstate. Before the wall I was driving a nice, legal 70ish. After that, I looked down and I was hauling it at 85mph and people were passing me as though I was standing still. Looking back I think that we were trying to outrun the smell. The funny thing was that only a few miles ahead we were greeted with the other little one, probably a cousin or aunt or something. One truck driver got so overwhelmed that he blew his horn to get people out of his way...and we did! He must have been doing 90mph, I have to wonder where he ended up finally running out of the smell? Was it the next county? The next state or is that poor man still suffering the after affects as I am? I will never know.
The moral of this lovely story I will tell you all there is not an e-juice in the world that will get that smell out of your nose and mouth. Trust me; I tried 5 within 10 minutes. My next story will be about the possum whom my brother swears that God put on this earth to do nothing more than wander back and forth across roads and highways waiting to die.
The moral of this lovely story I will tell you all there is not an e-juice in the world that will get that smell out of your nose and mouth. Trust me; I tried 5 within 10 minutes. My next story will be about the possum whom my brother swears that God put on this earth to do nothing more than wander back and forth across roads and highways waiting to die.
Never looked at it that way.
