Got my order with a hair!!!!!

[Figurehead]

LOL! Ahhh, that cowboy hat was the best damn investment I have ever made! LOL! I don't ride, I drive the "crash car" behind the bike. Ya know, with the sleeping bags, motor oil and tools, beer cooler, tents and other misc. stuff.

I can't afford a bike right now, I'm on my 2nd divorce. LOL!

 

[nitewriter]

I think you'd make a cute couple.

Figure, you could get rid of Cash/ Monkey/ Girl (whatever "it" is that you have chained up)

 

[Figurehead]

Not that anyone cares, but this is me and the soon to be ex.

 

[Figurehead]

I think you'd make a cute couple.

Figure, you could get rid of Cash/ Monkey/ Girl (whatever "it" is that you have chained up)

She's too far away, and prolly has much better taste and smarts than to get mixed up with a guy that wears clown make up for a month and 1/2 of the year, breaths and eats fire, and can drink a bottle of JD in one sitting. LOL, oh yeah, I also snore. Just saying. LOL!

 

[Figurehead]

Hmmmm, this MIGHT be another reason I can get pretty girls, I can lick my eye brows. LOL!

Notice the big ol' cigar? THOSE are the one's I refer to in my 1st Bada-Bing review.

 

[nitewriter]

She's too far away, and prolly has much better taste and smarts than to get mixed up with a guy that wears clown make up for a month and 1/2 of the year, breaths and eats fire, and can drink a bottle of JD in one sitting. LOL, oh yeah, I also snore. Just saying. LOL!

I say: ...at least you have a job.

 

[Figurehead]

LOL, that's a selling point?

 

[nitewriter]

LOL, that's a selling point?

...So is being able to lick your eyebrows!

To me, your ex looks more like Paris Hilton with short hair than Marilyn.

...You can do better.

 

[Figurehead]

Yeah, she has more of a Paris type body too. Anyways, enough of the ex, she's an EX for a reason.

Time to move forward. Just finding someone HERE is the challange. I'm taking an ex girlfriend to dinner next week for her birthday. I really like her and hope things go well then, but I'm doubting it. Oh well. Maybe I'll just start a Giggalo service. LOL!

 

[Figurehead]

I gotta find a lady to take some pics of me for the Mr. ECF pagent. Assless chaps anyone? LOL! I'll do it, I swear to GAWD I'll do it! LOL!

 

[Figurehead]

Assless chaps kills threads dead.

 

[nitewriter]

Assless chaps kills threads dead.

I disagree! I think it would put you in the lead for Mr ECF VERY fast!

But then again, I think one of those pics of you in the hat would also work. You need to get on over there and post it.

 

[Figurehead]

They are already there, like on page 6 or 7. I was one of the 1st to put my pics up I think.