Dear Rob,
I need a job and I see there is a position that needs filling at reosmods.com. I would happily relocate to Maine, after this historic blizzard has passed, to take up residence in Alfred. All I ask is there is room to move up in the company. I will pay my dues cutting inverted V's only so long. I see my self as multi tasking customer service and quality control positions someday at your company. Of course I open to your direction as well.
My references will be Super_X_Drifter and Papa_Lazarou. Oops, forget Papa, he sends all his gd geese down to my golf course with uncanny precision. How about Nerak? Yeah, that's the ticket.
Look forward to hearing from you in the near future.
Alamedean
PS: I like porcupines and skunks. (worth a shot!)