Lol, ok, I know there is no such thing! At least from V4L...but here is my dilemma. I'm going to the river with some friends next month and I don't know what I'm going to do about vaping. There will be drinking, so I will need nicotine! For those unfamiliar with the term "going to the river" it is a group of people tubing down a river. You could float the river for hours on end without stepping on dry ground. I'm considering buying some nicorette, but I would much rather vape. Does anyone have suggestions on how this could be done? Maybe a waterproof case with my batts and cartos inside? How do you think saran wrap would work? I could stick a plastic bag over my head!! Hmmm...this could get dangerous! If you know of any well made, good sized waterproof cases please let me know!