Hey What about these new flavors

[ab357]

Ok Now that is specifics.

No that's poetry. It brought tears to my eyes...

 

[ab357]

It took you that long to come up with THAT?!

Soooo...as first asked, is it sweet like pie or tart like the natural fruit?

(Seriously, TT, you never cease to amaze me. )

I'm still misty. Poetry like that always gets to me.

 

[TexasT]

LOL! Just how many steers have found there way into your freezers. I thought you were a lady's man?

Did you see those last posts from Free and salemgold?

Women confuse me.

My neighbors steers never confuse me.

 

[TexasT]

He** I don't know. It tastes like lime.

LOL

 

[TexasT]

Women!

ab, now you know why I haven't spoke to my wife in over three months.

First of all, I hate to interrupt her ...

 

[TexasT]

Ooohhhh, I just had a thought for a new flavor.

Turnip ice cream.

 

[ab357]

Did you see those last posts from Free and salemgold?

Women confuse me.

My neighbors steers never confuse me.

I think Salem and Free are a little upset that you haven't took your wife to the dentist so she can get that tooth whitened. You know women and teeth...

Women!


ab, now you know why I haven't spoke to my wife in over three months.

First of all, I hate to interrupt her ...

I was referring to all those OTHER ladies. I hear when you drive to town, all the ladies check their makeup.

 

[ab357]

Ooohhhh, I just had a thought for a new flavor.

Turnip ice cream.

Uh... um... I'll check with David on that one..

 

[TexasT]

I think Salem and Free are a little upset that you haven't took your wife to the dentist so she can get that tooth whitened. You know women and teeth...

But I did load my wife in the back of the truck and haul her to the dentist. And I told him I was concerned about her tooth turning yellow. He told me to buy her a brown dress!

 

[Free2BMe]

opening mouth to say something then right back to

 

[TexasT]

It took you that long to come up with THAT?!

Yeah. There was a lot of big words in that.

 

[Free2BMe]

Yeah. There was a lot of big words in that.

Hopefully you didn't call and wake up one of the grandchildren to help you write it.

 

[TexasT]

Hopefully you didn't call and wake up one of the grandchildren to help you write it.

No, actually I read most of that in my wife's "Hog Hunter " magazine.

 

[ab357]

But I did load my wife in the back of the truck and haul her to the dentist. And I told him I was concerned about her tooth turning yellow. He told me to buy her a brown dress!

Is there a thrift store in town?


See you're getting me in trouble with my fellow Supplier Associates who happen to all be female. OH! And PAM! I getting off the puter before they ban me.

 

[TexasT]

Is there a thrift store in town?

Well, Kinda. Its called Agnes's Closet and people donate stuff.
I donated a pair of mud flaps one time and one of my axles off my house trailer. I needed the other one.
I do need to get her a new dress to go .... hunting in though so she won't be self conscious in front of the other ladies.

 

[ab357]

That's why you get in trouble with her. You can't just buy her a dress for .... hunting. You have to get her a hunting cap and boots too.

 

[TexasT]

Naah, she only wears boots when she gets all dressed up and I haul her to town and if she puts a .... skin hat on that big old head, I ain't gonna go in the woods with her. You ever seen a bunch of Texans out in the middle of the night hunting? That's no place for a coonskin hat. And there's no telling what the dogs would do.