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MamaTried

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Having been through a 12 Step program or two, i thought a Hoople 12 step program would be a good idea :)


If you are in a 12 Step program, i salute you. However, if you lack a sense of humor, please skip to the next thread.

Here is a first draft. I'm hoping Reoville can improve it :)





Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our vaping - that our lives had become unmanageable. We either sucked tubesteaks or were button-mashers, or worse...

Step 2 - Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. Enter the Reo

Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Robert as we understood vaping

Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our mods and atties

Step 5 - Admitted to Robert, to ourselves and to Reoville the exact nature of our errant vaping ways

Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have Robert remove all these defects of vaping

Step 7 - Humbly asked Robert to improve our vaping and made an order from Reosmods or scoured the classys

Step 8 - Made a list of all vaping gear we had foolishly bought, and put them in the classys

Step 9 - Made direct amends to all vapers, spreading the word of how awesome the Reo is

Step 10 - Continued to take personal inventory of our Reos, and admitted when we needed to buy more

Step 11 - Sought through meditation and reading in the Reosmods forum to improve our conscious contact with Reonauts
as we understood vaping excellence, thinking only for knowledge of Robert's will for us and the power to help other Reonauts

Step 12 - Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other vapers,
and to practice these safe and supreme vaping principles in all our affairs
 

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Dennis you forgot the bumper stickers.

I AM A FRIEND OF ROB O. jpeg.jpg
 

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The biggest problem I see with a 12 step process for Hooples is that it creates a new addiction. Right now I am in the planning stage of getting my wife addicted. Then I plan on getting our house up to at least 8 REOs between us. Crud, I just realized that means we would only have one for each limb. So that means we would need more than that to insure we had a sufficient backup supply. Thanks, now I have to rethink my whole planning. :facepalm:
 

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Soon to be a hoople, maybe Wednesday! Ordered today and got a notice of shipping already.

For the hooples that have more than one, is the anticipation of of new Reo mail the same as it was for the first Reo?

It actually gets worse. Because you know what the contents of the box are all about.
 

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Finally a thread I can post in without fear of offending anyone!!!! My name is Mike and I am a HOOPLE.... Step 5 was actually my first post here in REOville...

Mama, you need to borrow my disclaimer for the thread? I am not in need of it for this thread...

nope. your disclaimer ain't no good here.

most of us medium & oldtimers know how helpful you've been since supe finally talked you into a Reo. you just happened to catch a new Reoville poster on a bad day, methinks, with a comment that many, many others have made. i've done worse and have even had a few posts deleted. but that doesn't deter me from what i think as humor. so lose the damn disclaimer :)



revised Step 8:

Step 8 - Made a list of all vaping gear we had foolishly bought, and put them in the classys, or better yet, PIF them to smokers and new vapers, with full confidence they will utimately discover Reos
 
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