You'd think after a year at this I would know better, but cra. p like this always happens to me! Thanks for keeping the comments to yourself Ed

I didn't think before I posted!
You would think a guy in his early forties would have grown up by now. Truth of the matter is I typed them and then deleted them, and only then did I put my final post in and left the page so I would not be tempted. Shame on me! Thank you for appreciating the effort to keep them to myself.
SO later on,
on the drive home,
I called her mom,
from a pay phone,
I said I was the cops,
and your husband's in jail,
this state looks down on sodomy,
And that's about the time that

hung up on me,
Nobody loves you when your 43,
and are still more amused by prank phone calls.
What the hell is ADD?
I never want to act my age,
What's my age again?
What's my age again?