The Budgetary Committee of this Household has declared that any further purchases of the PVs / juice / Shiny New PV Accessories must adhere to the following policies:
1.) Said items must be purchased during a sale. Not just because "It looked neat!".
2.) Only Coupon Code discounts of only greater than 10% will be considered as "Sale" priced. The argument of "But the discount covered the shipping cost, so it's like a sale!" is no longer applicable.
3.) Replacement of necessary parts may not require sale price. However, "But they have it in Red!" is not a valid point for "replacement".
4.) juice purchases have been limited to required daily vape needs. "But I always wondered what Choco-Kumquat-Butterscotch-Sublime tastes like!" does not fall under this classification.
People, these are hard-times. The Household Budgetary Committee is saddened that such actions must be taken. But in light of the fiscal responsibility, spending must be cut. Thank you for your support.
I have to tell you, ECF, that the Household Budgetary Committee sucks!
Since I am the majority vote in the Household Budgetary Committee, I cannot even begin to tell you how incensed I am with myself!
Now then... where are the Sales this fine Friday?!?
(Hope this made you laugh
and wonder how many of you out there have had to in act similar Household Budgetary rules.)
Have a Great Friday!
1.) Said items must be purchased during a sale. Not just because "It looked neat!".
2.) Only Coupon Code discounts of only greater than 10% will be considered as "Sale" priced. The argument of "But the discount covered the shipping cost, so it's like a sale!" is no longer applicable.
3.) Replacement of necessary parts may not require sale price. However, "But they have it in Red!" is not a valid point for "replacement".
4.) juice purchases have been limited to required daily vape needs. "But I always wondered what Choco-Kumquat-Butterscotch-Sublime tastes like!" does not fall under this classification.
People, these are hard-times. The Household Budgetary Committee is saddened that such actions must be taken. But in light of the fiscal responsibility, spending must be cut. Thank you for your support.
I have to tell you, ECF, that the Household Budgetary Committee sucks!
Since I am the majority vote in the Household Budgetary Committee, I cannot even begin to tell you how incensed I am with myself!
Now then... where are the Sales this fine Friday?!?
(Hope this made you laugh
Have a Great Friday!