How Perverted Is Vaping?

[Luma]

How perverted can vaping really be? Well oddly enough... VERY!

Things I've said...

"Well, today I was sucking on one of my Wowboys and then I realized I left my .... plug in!"

"Make sure you take the condom off first. And sometimes if you suck too hard, you will get juice in your mouth!"

I'm sorry if I offend anyone but I find this impossibly entertaining. LOL

 

[Who_Wants_To_Know]

You mean that fact that I spend all day with a big purple very phallic looking battery in my mouth.. Nah you just have a dirty mind.

 

[Kobudo]

I would like to mod that box.

 

[cbabbman]

what about smoking in general is NOT phallic in nature?

We are all sticking something in our mouth and sucking on it in order to get it to ejaculate it's fruits....

Good Lord that sounds perverted...lol

 

[keyzygirl]

I can see this thread going south.......fast.

 

[Kobudo]

what about smoking in general is NOT phallic in nature?

We are all sticking something in our mouth and sucking on it in order to get it to ejaculate it's fruits....

Good Lord that sounds perverted...lol

I prefer banana cream pie to any normal fruit flavor

 

[Tracker II]

I can see this thread going south.......fast.

Like it hasn't already?

 

[loden813]

Humm...def. headed that way. Cool!

 

[Satans_Monkey]

I had to endure my friends "are you enjoying sucking on the electronic ..., what's the juice taste like" nearly choked to death... (... in Aussie slang also means cigarette)

 

[genuinefraud]

so far south, you'd need to look north to look south..

 

[Clover~]

whats wrong with a little perversion here and there?

 

[Who_Wants_To_Know]

whats wrong with a little perversion here and there?

Not a thing. You should hear some of the jokes with me and the service desk ladies.

Even a "how are you?" Isn't safe. No wonder they moved me to the design center.

 

[Clover~]

haha well Ive been "one of the guys" for years now. Ive heard plenty of perversion! its just normal to me now.

 

[ThankU4Vaping]

Things I've said to beginning vapers:
don't suck on it so hard, it's not a cigarette
save your condoms and ....-plugs for future use
don't screw it on so tight
don't forget to wipe the extra juice off
spin it around to get all the juice down there

lol
Yes, it entertains me too, Luma!

 

[Maxwell_Edison]

Comparing the XL large to the Shorty, does size really matter? lol

 

[DawnsFolly]

It's not the size of the carrot, it's the juice that's in it.

 

[Kanza]

Oh, too funny and too true! My doctor asked how my "binkie" was - and for the life of me, I couldn't figure it out until he pointed at my purse and talked about the flashing lights <laugh> I guess I regressed to infancy and it's more like my pacifier than anything of a more adult nature! Keep 'em comin' - you guys are awesome!

 

[JenJen]

I love this group!

I don't think anyone mentioned the nice little "blow jobs" we give when we put a bit too much juice in... but maybe it's just me?

 

[Luma]

I love this group!

I don't think anyone mentioned the nice little "blow jobs" we give when we put a bit too much juice in... but maybe it's just me?

Aaaahaha. I love it.

 

[EleanorR]

I love this group!

I don't think anyone mentioned the nice little "blow jobs" we give when we put a bit too much juice in... but maybe it's just me?

JenJen, you owe me a new keyboard!