Husband may be a Zombie

[Moonflame]

So if a zombie is a reanimated human, and they stopped my hubby's heart when they did his surgery 2 weeks ago, is there a possibility that he is now a Zombie? He does keep saying "Brain", but it's generally in response to someone asking his name. Our last name happens to be Brain, usually followed, if someone is writing it down, by one of us saying "like in your head". And now I have to worry about werewolfism as well since one of his meds says Lupine on it. So I may have a case of Zombie-Werewolfism to deal with . What signs should I be on the lookout for?

 

[chrisl317]

1) wearing raggedy clothes
2) bad breath
3) unkempt hair
4) obsession with eating raw meat
5) limited vocabulary
6) walking stiffly
7) body parts falling out or off

there's probably more, but, these will give you a heads up!

Then again could be old age too!

 

[CES]

ROFL!!!

The focus on "brain" is pretty troubling. Even though it's your last name I'd still be cautious. Changes in pronunciation could be your first clue... is he saying "Brain" or "braaain" or "BRAAAAINZ"? Does he now drool when he says it?

I hesitated in answering your posts- I seem to be getting pretty good at killing zombie threads lately- hopefully that will translate to actual zombies when the time comes.....

 

[lorikay13]

I noticed in Zombieland that the Zombies seem to have some type of eating disorder....constantly vomiting....is this also a sign ????

I feel your concern,Moonflame....I had an 8 hour surgery 6 months ago and I am definately NOT the same person. My brain certainly is not functioning the way I remember it and I have gone from being a Buddhist vegetarian to being a Buddhist meat eater....but only if they were nice to the cows. Eating living flesh is still out of the equation...but who knows???? Maybe this drug induced Zombie-ism is slower to develope than the virus??? Anyone know?

 

[DragonVapor]

I have gone from being a Buddhist vegetarian to being a Buddhist meat eater....but only if they were nice to the cows.QUOTE]

Become a buddhist meat eater who eats jewish cows... kosher tastes like happy!

 

[DragonVapor]

Oh and as far as Drug induced zombies.... Return of the Living Dead 3 seems to imply such Julie... Is in theory a zombie after being brought back to life with Trioxin 10-15 mins into the movie... and is able to infect other people but even at the end of the movie she is still somewhat in control of herself... the last scene is her and Curt kissing as they are burned alive in an incinerator.
.... Maybe that explains Zombie Jesus still being in control of he mental faculties... He was a drug type zombie... Also the drugs explain the long hair and other hippy like attributes

 

[lorikay13]

Good point Dragon....I've always figured all those zealot type guys wandering around in the desert talking to God must be on something.....

yeah see the kosher cow thing wouldn't really work.....kosher just basicly means the way the animal is killed.....but it might still have suffered unnecessarily during it's life. One thing about Zombies...they definately make you understand that there are fates worse than death.

 

[DragonVapor]

Good point Dragon....I've always figured all those zealot type guys wandering around in the desert talking to God must be on something.....

yeah see the kosher cow thing wouldn't really work.....kosher just basicly means the way the animal is killed.....but it might still have suffered unnecessarily during it's life. One thing about Zombies...they definately make you understand that there are fates worse than death.

Okay... Eat California cows... they are happy... so sayth TV... Does the happy make them taste better?

 

[Moonflame]

So you need to have a farm and keep animals yourself and make sure they are "very happy" before you kill and eat them. Just make sure the neighbors can't see you making them "very happy" or you'll get arrested .

 

[DragonVapor]

So you need to have a farm and keep animals yourself and make sure they are "very happy" before you kill and eat them. Just make sure the neighbors can't see you making them "very happy" or you'll get arrested .

Wow... Just wow.... I can't even respond to that...

 

[lorikay13]

Rflmao!!!!

 

[Moonflame]

That post is what happens when you're running on very little sleep and have a twisted sense of humor . Glad to help keep people amused.

 

[CES]

 

[chrisl317]

CES, your posts! Ahhhh! The number of the beast!!! Your cow is creepy, the cow has no milk.

 

[CES]

you should see the ones I DIDN'T choose..this is also why they don't let me out into the rest of the forum very often