You might ought to think about making it last 'till about 2 or 3 days after you place your next order. Depending on how big a tip you gace to your Letter Carrier last Christmas.
Manual PT's are EEEEEEEZZZZZ:
1. Place little square thingamajiggie into an active USB port. (there might be one on the box that's attached to the whatchamacallit you're reading this on... it's called a 'putermerator.)
2. Take cartomizer (no, not catomizer) and remove plastic covering. Here we call them pieces the Condom and the .... Plug. Don't ask why, the answer is just because.
3. Place shiny part of said cartomizer over top of aforementioned PT and twist clockwise approx. 1 and 1/2 twists, or until snug. Remember, "Rightie Tighty, Lefty Loosie" TIP: you can tell proper end of PT as there will not be a wire in the way. If there is, turn it over.
4. Press button located on PT, and hold close to ear; listen for sizzling sound to confirm that samesaid PT has activated such cartomizer as previously stated. I would be remiss, at this juncture, not to reiterate the advice of my predeceassed pediatritian: Never put anything smaller than your elbow INTO your ear"
5. Having successfully completed above sizzle test, and on all subsequent applications thereof, place aperture directly in front of oral orifice of your chosing and take LONG SLOW puffs or sips until said orifice walls (common term; Cheeks. go ahead, you earned the cheap shot here) are sufficiently expanded. This should be at, or near, capacity. Remove
device from orifice and hold several inches away.
6. Having successfully completed above step, inhale luxurious vapors as deeply as desired then exhale voluminous plumes of vapor. Unlike supper, playing with your vapor is entirely acceptable.
7. If following the previous instructions provided satisfactory results, press button on earlier mentioned PTand return to oral recepticle (note: no need to repeat sizzle test further applications) and repeat steps 5 and 6 until desire for advertised vapors has been satiated.
Rinse and Repeat.
Hope I've help solve the mystery of the manual PT.
