I Have returned (not reanimated)

[CES]

becoming hybridized will improve my typing skills?! if only i didn't have to give up cheese to do it.

(I can buy cheese and typing as tests, but i don't think that the biblical questions will help sort the zombies...unless you're assuming LOTS of new testament knowledge)

 

[whynotvap]

What about head cheese? It's made with brains after all...

 

[technovapir]

What about head cheese? It's made with brains after all...

That's a good point!!
I have also been wondering if zombies could be fooled with a brain shaped jello mold...to use as bait instead of me...

 

[DragonVapor]

That's funny. We should add "typing skills" to our list of Human Confirmation Tests. So simple, yet perfect. Here I was thinking of all sorts of elaborate tests involving restraints, biblical questions and cheese eating...

I'm actually no dreadfully good at typing... or spelling... So we couldn't really use either of those as test. I'm also not certain how how having biblical knowledge of me in restraints factors into things.

 

[FreakyStylie]

I'm actually no dreadfully good at typing... or spelling... So we couldn't really use either of those as test. I'm also not certain how how having biblical knowledge of me in restraints factors into things.

Excellent work.

 

[technovapir]

OK, I think I've figured this out. The restraints are simply to keep the potential zombie from harming the rest of the team. The biblical questions are to test out the potential's verbal skills, rather than actual bible knowledge. I suppose you could just ask questions about pop culture instead (Who shot JR?)... And the cheese apparently, is just to give the interviewer something to snack on between questions. As for typing skills... I imagine a zombie could only type this: [-q09eid idrck .. So, even those with poor spelling and typing skills could manage to pass unless they'd had too many beers...

 

[whynotvap]

I'm also not certain how how having biblical knowledge of me in restraints factors into things.

I think that's more of an OLD testament version of 'knowledge'. Maybe she was referencing your 'incentive' for testing?

 

[technovapir]

I think that's more of an OLD testament version of 'knowledge'. Maybe she was referencing your 'incentive' for testing?

Oh. went right over my head the first time. Now I get it. Gaackkk I'm so dense!!!!!

 

[DragonVapor]

Just to whom it may concern.... my frequent absence currently is due to working 2 full time jobs for the nest few weeks

 

[technovapir]

Just to whom it may concern.... my frequent absence currently is due to working 2 full time jobs for the nest few weeks

Thank you for the update. I was beginning to think that after checking back in you decided you didn't like us after all...
Sorry you have to work so much.
But really, you'll probably have lots of free time after May 21st if those folks are correct about the world ending... jus sayin'

 

[CES]

Just to whom it may concern.... my frequent absence currently is due to working 2 full time jobs for the nest few weeks

you really will be a zombie by the time that's done. But two jobs are better than none.