I swore it would never happen... but it has. I'm a mailman stalker. 
I looked at my clock today and thought "Oooh... it's about time for the mail to come." I ran downstairs, opened the door, and the mailman arrived JUST as I was walking out of my house. He had nothing and I wanted to bite him.

I looked at my clock today and thought "Oooh... it's about time for the mail to come." I ran downstairs, opened the door, and the mailman arrived JUST as I was walking out of my house. He had nothing and I wanted to bite him.