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[SSRob]

Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious monster hybrid octovoltage cartomizers!

Fully adjustable to any voltage!
Draw adjustable!
7 different integrated mouthpieces!
22 levels of vapor production!
32 levels of flavor output!
900 flavors in ONE CARTOMIZER!
USB programmable!
1-100mg of nicotine per puff at the turn of a dial!
Automatically fills itself!
Loose weight!
Better gas mileage!
buy one get THREE free!
Supercharged!
Removes soap scum in one wipe!
Your breasts will look firmer in 3 puffs!


Just kidding... I've just been reading the forums tonight and got a little sick of the other vendors pumping up items to be something they aren't...

Rob

 

[imeothanasis]

Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious monster hybrid octovoltage cartomizers!

Fully adjustable to any voltage!
Draw adjustable!
7 different integrated mouthpieces!
22 levels of vapor production!
32 levels of flavor output!
900 flavors in ONE CARTOMIZER!
USB programmable!
1-100mg of nicotine per puff at the turn of a dial!
Automatically fills itself!
Loose weight!
Better gas mileage!
buy one get THREE free!
Supercharged!
Removes soap scum in one wipe!
Your breasts will look firmer in 3 puffs!


Just kidding... I've just been reading the forums tonight and got a little sick of the other vendors pumping up items to be something they aren't...

Rob

I was sick everyday in the past by hearing stupid things all day by other ventors. Maybe we have to start saying the same BS?

 

[booker]

Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious monster hybrid octovoltage cartomizers!

Fully adjustable to any voltage!
Draw adjustable!
7 different integrated mouthpieces!
22 levels of vapor production!
32 levels of flavor output!
900 flavors in ONE CARTOMIZER!
USB programmable!
1-100mg of nicotine per puff at the turn of a dial!
Automatically fills itself!
Loose weight!
Better gas mileage!
Buy one get THREE free!
Supercharged!
Removes soap scum in one wipe!
Your breasts will look firmer in 3 puffs!

Pfffh. If it doesn't make coffie I won't buy it (unless it does penis enlargement).

 

[jwquantrell]

roflmao!! That was awesome to read, thanks for that!

 

[rhsmitty]

Crap, I was ready to go to the site and order a dozen. O well

 

[BanjoMan]

Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious monster hybrid octovoltage cartomizers!

Fully adjustable to any voltage!
Draw adjustable!
7 different integrated mouthpieces!
22 levels of vapor production!
32 levels of flavor output!
900 flavors in ONE CARTOMIZER!
USB programmable!
1-100mg of nicotine per puff at the turn of a dial!
Automatically fills itself!
Loose weight!
Better gas mileage!
Buy one get THREE free!
Supercharged!
Removes soap scum in one wipe!
Your breasts will look firmer in 3 puffs!

Rob

That's all well and good, but will it grow hair?

 

[Lightgeoduck]

That's all well and good, but will it grow hair?

Yes it Does, but the kicker is.. it grows it in all the wrong places....

that's my one negative of this product... other than that... A++++

 

[Lando]

Yes it Does, but the kicker is.. it grows it in all the wrong places....

that's my one negative of this product... other than that... A++++

Hairy palms are not from vaping

 

[Col. Gaunt]

Wait a minute, this was not real? Then what the hell did I just mortgage the house buying on your site?8-o

 

[grimmer255]

crapolla I though you may have the non filler cartos in lol.... darn got my hopes up to soon.

 

[bikergirl1908]

LOL. Funny post Rob!

 

[SSRob]

Hehehe... This industry is looking more and more like late night infomercials!

CALL NOW!

 

[imeothanasis]

Hairy palms are not from vaping

hahaha, yes buddy!!

 

[clyde2801]

Crap, I was ready to go to the site and order a dozen. O well

I was getting ready to drive up the pike for an hour and a half and search the greater Tulsa area until I found him!

 

[wolflrv]

I'll take a dozen if they come in zebra-striped wrappers??? MAYBE??? LOLOL!

 

[bssage]

Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious monster hybrid octovoltage cartomizers!

Fully adjustable to any voltage!
Draw adjustable!
7 different integrated mouthpieces!
22 levels of vapor production!
32 levels of flavor output!
900 flavors in ONE CARTOMIZER!
USB programmable!
1-100mg of nicotine per puff at the turn of a dial!
Automatically fills itself!
Loose weight!
Better gas mileage!
Buy one get THREE free!
Supercharged!
Removes soap scum in one wipe!
Your breasts will look firmer in 3 puffs!


Just kidding... I've just been reading the forums tonight and got a little sick of the other vendors pumping up items to be something they aren't...

Rob

how much is shipping?/

 

[Stormynights]

Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious monster hybrid octovoltage cartomizers!

Fully adjustable to any voltage!
Draw adjustable!
7 different integrated mouthpieces!
22 levels of vapor production!
32 levels of flavor output!
900 flavors in ONE CARTOMIZER!
USB programmable!
1-100mg of nicotine per puff at the turn of a dial!
Automatically fills itself!
Loose weight!
Better gas mileage!
Buy one get THREE free!
Supercharged!
Removes soap scum in one wipe!
Your breasts will look firmer in 3 puffs!


Just kidding... I've just been reading the forums tonight and got a little sick of the other vendors pumping up items to be something they aren't...

Rob

I tried these and my husband said he thought they made my .... look bigger. Now his bald head really does looks bigger.

 

[Ragamuffin]

Well, if it can pooper-scoop the litter box, I'll take two!

 

[SSRob]

Sometime when I have a few moments I will make a info-mercial parody with e-Cigs. LOL

CALLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ast_Isis]

Only $99.99 and if you call in the next 30 minutes you will receive, free of charge, 3 extra Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious monster hybrid octovoltage cartomizers!

Operators are standing by!