I'm simply amazed people don't care if 510 carts don't fit the attys that they're getting. That's some serious fanboyism there.
I'm simply amazed people don't care if 510 carts don't fit the attys that they're getting. That's some serious fanboyism there.
I'm simply amazed people don't care if 510 carts don't fit the attys that they're getting. That's some serious fanboyism there.
I'm simply amazed people don't care if 510 carts don't fit the attys that they're getting. That's some serious fanboyism there.
I picked up my order from Inno-Towers today, since some people think that the company is a fake, I thought I'd share my experience with you all.
I received a call from Mark earlier today, telling me that my order was ready for pick-up. Innovapor graciously let me save some shipping money, since I'm a local customer.
When I got to Inno-Tower in downtown Boise I was pleasantly surprised. Since I insisted on meeting the boss, that people thought is some sleazebag in a van on some street corner, collecting money for non existing product.
I was met in the lobby by a very nice looking secretary and escorted to the 47th floor penthouse office. Noah greeted me at the door to his office and offered me some 12 year old single malt, and explained his current dilemma by showing me a very nice power point presentation.
After that he offered to give me a tour of the Shipping and receiving departments in the sub basement of Inno-Towers, where his minions were assemblying 510 kits out of cardboard, bubble gum and super glue, all this in sweatshop conditions, with the emergency exits chained shut.
None of this really bothered me until Noah offered to introduce me to Mark.
We took the elevator another floor down, to a bare room with a pit in the middle. Down in the bottom of the pit I saw Mark, cowering in a dark corner with a bluetooth headset surgically affixed to his ear.
When I objected to the treatment of the poor Innovapor employees, I was escorted out of the building buy a couple of burley security guard, one of them handed me my order and told me to have a nice day.
I also went to the Boise post office to see why they were so slow, and once I saw it, I understood.
I have enclose a picture of Inno-Towers and the Boise USPS office below.
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Thank you very big.
Bob

Seriously, I went and picked up order # 630 today and met Noah, Mark and Tony. We did have a pleasant but short chat. Before being ignored because they were busier than one legged guys in a .... kicking contest. Mark constantly on the phone with customers, Tony packing orders and rushing off to the post office, and Noah catching up on ECF threads.
I assure you that they are all real and relatively normal people.
I also assure you, I am just another customer, I waited for my order just like everybody else. I just happen to be local.
Bob

Seriously...did you see Millie? LOL![]()

Seriously, I went and picked up order # 630 today and met Noah, Mark and Tony. We did have a pleasant but short chat. Before being ignored because they were busier than one legged guys in a .... kicking contest. Mark constantly on the phone with customers, Tony packing orders and rushing off to the post office, and Noah catching up on ECF threads.
I assure you that they are all real and relatively normal people.
I also assure you, I am just another customer, I waited for my order just like everybody else. I just happen to be local.
Bob
No but but Mark was wearing a very sexy dress, does that count.....![]()



chance!!! LOL!!!Makes me wish I lived over there! I was order 617!...
Seriously though it is great to hear that you got ignored (no offense.)
I haven't gotten my first order yet, but I am itching to place another one just to make sure I am stocked....I will be waiting for the log-jam to clear before I do that though.
Geez!!! I don't know about the drama and such, but thanks to all of you for providing me with some wonderful, and, dare I say, cheap entertainment!!
Just one other observation...........The first liar around here aint got achance!!! LOL!!!
i am a sucker for redheads...so unless he is one I think i'll stick with Millie! no offense Mark!
Mills
Seriously, I went and picked up order # 630 today and met Noah, Mark and Tony. We did have a pleasant but short chat. Before being ignored because they were busier than one legged guys in a .... kicking contest. Mark constantly on the phone with customers, Tony packing orders and rushing off to the post office, and Noah catching up on ECF threads.
I assure you that they are all real and relatively normal people.
I also assure you, I am just another customer, I waited for my order just like everybody else. I just happen to be local.
Bob