is it true?

[jimbodaddy74]

Why did I read the title in Lili von Shtupp's voice?

 

[stols001]

Brothers, don't get me started . You need a suitable revenge strategy. It was a lot easier when my brother was younger and we had the kind of dial up modem that would kick you off the computer when you picked up the phone. That was such an easy revenge strategy, I'll admit I sometimes did it on purpose.... Censored words would float loudly through the house....

I don't need as much revenge with my sibs as I used to, but if he has a favorite hobby or food, tell him something about how vastly dangerous it is. Or, you could be the "bigger person," but I'm only 5'4" I tended to have trouble with that strategy.

Anna

 

[Bunnykiller]

My brother said that if you vape too long after the coil cools off it could break off and you would inhale it the next time you vape. Is he trying to scare me or is this true? I'm freaking out a bit.

if thats the case your coil should break every morning

but my question is... How long is too long? ask your brother how long is too long for vaping... see what kind of answer he gives...

 

[mattiem]

Wow all of you guys are so wrong. If your coil is made of unobtainium and you take too long of a draw it can crumble into a powder and the next time you try to use the mod (let's face it, who presses the button, looks at the screen to see if it's working, and then inhales?) you can suck the powder up. This can cause all sorts of health problems from headache, nausea, vomiting, ........, cancer, heart disease, COPD, AIDS, SIDS, and even death.

I can visualize all the new folks out there googling unobtainium right now

 

[OlderNDirt]

Good news is, your brother is destined to become a news anchor for one of the major networks!

 

[Walee]

Good news is, your brother is destined to become a news anchor for one of the major networks!

Hilarious! Because it's true!

 

[Walee]

Your brother is on drugs. Arrange for an intervention. One of those on TV. With lots of people and publicity.

 

[Canadian_Vaper]

Hey anything is possible, it could rain 20lb gold nuggets and kill everyone on earth.

 

[1/2 fast]

Hey anything is possible, it could rain 20lb gold nuggets and kill everyone on earth.

Oohhh.....where did I leave that hard hat and my catchers mitt.........

 

[gcvt]

I needed a good laugh this morning and this did it

 

[Eskie]

Start calling your brother melon head. When he finally asks why, tell him if he carefully feels around the crown of his head there’s a soft spot that the skull never grew to fully cover. It’s a longstanding known genetic disorder but sometimes skips generations. Not to worry as it’s only an issue if he falls or the barber gets a little too aggressive with their scissors.

70/30 he’ll feel the back of his head and find a soft spot. If he fails to find it, he’ll make an appointment with his doctor to check it out anyway.

 

[HauntedMyst]

The headlights on his car need more fluid.

Agreed. Her brother needs some of this.

 

[Diver9543]

Well, I guess I will have to look elsewhere for getting more iron in my diet.

 

[Kprthevapr]

Sprinkle some itching powder in his underwear....

 

[HauntedMyst]

My brother once messed with me and my cousin. We tied him upside down to the banister and left him there for 30 mins. He yelled "Wait till mom gets home! You are gonna get it!" Mom came in and literally fell down laughing because she knew he brought it on himself.

 

[ScottP]

I can visualize all the new folks out there googling unobtainium right now

I was kind of wondering how many people would look it up. It would be funny if enough people searched it, that it suddenly started trending.

 

[ScandaLeX]

I can visualize all the new folks out there googling unobtainium right now

I was kind of wondering how many people would look it up. It would be funny if enough people searched it, that it suddenly started trending.

I was reading so fast that I saw unobtainable.

 

[HauntedMyst]

Wow all of you guys are so wrong. If your coil is made of unobtainium and you take too long of a draw it can crumble into a powder and the next time you try to use the mod (let's face it, who presses the button, looks at the screen to see if it's working, and then inhales?) you can suck the powder up. This can cause all sorts of health problems from headache, nausea, vomiting, ........, cancer, heart disease, COPD, AIDS, SIDS, and even death.

This actually happened to me once. Old unobtainium coil at 40 watts and poof. I sucked it all up, coughed, tripped and fell backwards into an open transformer. The whole neighborhood lost power and 1.21 gigawatts went in me. No, I didn't go back through time. When I woke up, the paramedics told me I was ok other than I smelled like bacon. I was convinced I had a superpower so jumped off the roof. Nothing, couldn't fly, just sprained my leg. I thought maybe it was super strength so I kicked the jack out from under the car while dad was fixing the brake pads. I couldn't lift it. Dad got a broken leg and I got grounded. In my room after we got back from the hospital, I tried and tried to make things move with my mind while dad, on pain killers, moaned and said he wished he used a condom. After three hours of straining, I sneezed and BOOM! It happened! I heard a rip and thought I moved something! I squealed with delight. Then I got sad coz it turns out I just sprouted a pig's tale out the back of my jeans. I was devastated. I had the worst superpower ever. Ever- the ability to eat things that would make other people sick. No hot chick would ever be impressed and want to go out with Pig Man. I had it surgically removed. Damn crappy superpowers.

 

[Bunnykiller]

^^^^^^ I never have snorted beer out of my nose, but that did it...!!! LMAO!!!

 

[jfcooley]