It must be vaping.

[Whosback]

Okay since I noticed a trend of some people blaming everything that ever goes wrong in their life on vaping I think it's time we have a thread where we clearly link all these phenomena that vaping has caused.

I missed the train three weeks ago. Now I have never missed the train until I started vaping.

I bought two six packs instead of my usual one. Must have been because I had my Vamo with me at the time.

My hair is about 4 inches longer then it was before... Vaping!

 

[Hotwire]

Yeah we all get sick and usually a cold or flu when we give up the cancer sticks, easy to blame it on the vaping, I did my first time round.

 

[Stephuhnator]

I think you're right, my hair is 4 inches longer now too, it must be vaping.

I never fell in love before I started vaping, now I'm head over heels in love.

My neighbor's house caught on fire today, that never happened before I started vaping.

 

[Talyon]

I call my PV "Charlie" must be because of Vapeing.

I actually can breathe better now, must be because of Vapeing.

My car is suddenly getting better gas mileage, Vapeing???

 

[zyglrox]

Hahaha, no wai! I haven't gotten a haircut since I joined here. I'm full blown, Bob Dylan in the mornings now and my girlfriend loves it, though my boss looks at it with squinted eyes. Why don't I cut it? Must be the vaping.

 

[e-pipeman]

I have to clean the windows in my lounge once a week now - must be the vaping.

 

[RedhatPat]

I'm gonna shut this thread down folks. Gather around, lemme tell ya a story. [gangster accent] It was a dark and stormy night, it was raining in the city by the bay... a hard rain. Hard enough to wash the slime... ok ok I'll get to the point.

I flushed my engagement ring down the toilet.

Not on purpose of course. When I started vaping I began drinking a lot of water and started to lose some weight, apartently around my fingers. In the middle of the night I went to the bathroom, and when I went to flush the toilet, as the cycle of water was almost done flushing my ring fell off and zoooop! there it goes.

I just stood there. I saw it all happen in slow motion. It was like a craps game (with dice, no pun) I was hoping it was done flushing before the ring entered the water..

RHP

 

[e-pipeman]

Wise man say - always be mindful of your ring when on the toilet.

 

[RedhatPat]

Wise man say - always be mindful of your ring when on the toilet.

Long story short, I woke her up at 4 am on a workday just to tell her what happened. She hugged me, told me she still loves me, then started laughing at me. So my addendum:

RHP

 

[e-pipeman]

That's what I call a happy ending.

 

[SissySpike]

I bet the vaping plays a large roll in Benghazi, The IRS scandal and the current democratic regime using personal information gained threw the patriot act against political opponents. Stop the Vaping and America will for the first time in forever have a honest and selfless politicians.
Why wasn't I able to the problem before all of the vape must be clouding the issues!