Congrats, GP, and welcome to the 'Ville
Clearly, you need another Reo for the other hand (just to take away any possibility that you'd be able to pick up a snow shovel... or a tire iron).
As has been said, we simply must see a pic or two. We're like that.
See, only a pro would think of this - so simple, yet genius. I'm obviously an amatuer.
I'll drag out the camera later and get some beauty shots.