That would be funny, but I really doubt "ElectRic(kStoddard?)CiggersSuckMan" is likely to come out from his veil of anonymity anytime soon. If he is who I suspect, he's been working in tobacco Control for at least 12 years while lighting cigarettes for a loved one dying of cancer and has himself smoked cigarettes within the past few months.
so he's been working for tobacco control since he was an infant? wow they start them young!