Joke thread!!!

[Vninechick]

STARTING THIS JOKE THREAD IN HOPES OF HAVING SOME LAUGHS AND BRIGHTENING SOMEONES DAY,,,,HERE GOES


WHAT KIND OF CAR DOES A PIRATE DRIVE?.....

A YAAAARRRRRRRIS!!!!!!

 

[Waho]

Where does a Vampire keep his money??

In a blood bank!

 

[Vninechick]

bwahahahahah!!!!

 

[Vninechick]

Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?




A. He had no body to dance with.