Jokes, starting with a bad one
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How many vapers does it take to change a light bulb?
3, one to recoil it, one to review it, and one to video the tutorial.
3, one to recoil it, one to review it, and one to video the tutorial.
Totally not vape related, but funny nonetheless:
A pirate stumbled into a bar, and shouts at the counter, "Barkeep, a glass of rum!"
The bartender starts pouring him a drink, but stops when he notices a ship's steering wheel on the front of the pirate's pants.
He says to the pirate before handing him his drink, "Pardon me, sir. What's that wheel doing there? I've never seen that before."
The pirate, downing his drink, replies, "Aarrgh, matey. I haven't a clue, but it's been driving me nuts all day."
A pirate stumbled into a bar, and shouts at the counter, "Barkeep, a glass of rum!"
The bartender starts pouring him a drink, but stops when he notices a ship's steering wheel on the front of the pirate's pants.
He says to the pirate before handing him his drink, "Pardon me, sir. What's that wheel doing there? I've never seen that before."
The pirate, downing his drink, replies, "Aarrgh, matey. I haven't a clue, but it's been driving me nuts all day."
A priest, a rabbi, a cowboy, and a shao-Lin monk walk into a vapor bar...
Bartender look up and says
"What is this? Some kind of joke?"
Bartender look up and says
"What is this? Some kind of joke?"
Two guys walk out of a vapor store and see a salty pirate looking guy with a a peg leg, eye patch and a hook vaping an ego.
One guy asks "how did you loose your leg?"
The salty sea dog replied " fell overboard and it got bitten off by a shark near Nantucket!"
"That's wild!" Said one of the guys," did he get your hand as well?"
"I lost the hand when the ships cargo of rum exploded near Jamaica".
"Is that when you lost the eye?" Said the other guy.
"Seagul pooped in me eye" the sailer said.
"Wow I didn't know seagull poop could cause you to loose an eye". Quipped one of the guys.
"Well, it was me first day with the new Hook"
One guy asks "how did you loose your leg?"
The salty sea dog replied " fell overboard and it got bitten off by a shark near Nantucket!"
"That's wild!" Said one of the guys," did he get your hand as well?"
"I lost the hand when the ships cargo of rum exploded near Jamaica".
"Is that when you lost the eye?" Said the other guy.
"Seagul pooped in me eye" the sailer said.
"Wow I didn't know seagull poop could cause you to loose an eye". Quipped one of the guys.
"Well, it was me first day with the new Hook"
Hey, seagull poop is no joke. Almost lost my left eye from it (no joke).Two guys walk out of a vapor store and see a salty pirate looking guy with a a peg leg, eye patch and a hook vaping an ego.
One guy asks "how did you loose your leg?"
The salty sea dog replied " fell overboard and it got bitten off by a shark near Nantucket!"
"That's wild!" Said one of the guys," did he get your hand as well?"
"I lost the hand when the ships cargo of rum exploded near Jamaica".
"Is that when you lost the eye?" Said the other guy.
"Seagul pooped in me eye" the sailer said.
"Wow I didn't know seagull poop could cause you to loose an eye". Quipped one of the guys.
"Well, it was me first day with the new Hook"
A piece of string walks into a vape store and asks for juice.
Vape owner says "sorry we don't serve string here".
Frustrated, he goes outside and twists and ravels himself around for a few minutes and goes back in, and asks for more juice.
Shopkeeper says "aren't you that piece of string I just threw out of here?"
String replies" No. I'm a frayed knot".
Vape owner says "sorry we don't serve string here".
Frustrated, he goes outside and twists and ravels himself around for a few minutes and goes back in, and asks for more juice.
Shopkeeper says "aren't you that piece of string I just threw out of here?"
String replies" No. I'm a frayed knot".
If a vaper has been robbed, which detectives are assigned to the case?
Sherlock Ohms and Doctor Wattson.
Sherlock Ohms and Doctor Wattson.
A vaper walking down the street, one foot on the sidewalk, one foot on the road. Cop rolls up beside him and asks "hey buddy, you drunk".
Vaper replies, "oh thank god, I thought I was cripple.
Vaper replies, "oh thank god, I thought I was cripple.
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A man comes home from work and takes his wife to bed.
Husband: Let me have a quick vape before we go at it.
Wife: Honey don't forget the protection.
Husband: Right!
A few weeks later.
Wife: Honey, I think I'm pregnant. I thought I asked you to use protection.
Husband: I am, I put my mod into a protective sleeve
Husband: Let me have a quick vape before we go at it.
Wife: Honey don't forget the protection.
Husband: Right!
A few weeks later.
Wife: Honey, I think I'm pregnant. I thought I asked you to use protection.
Husband: I am, I put my mod into a protective sleeve
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