So, guys in Texas really wear cowboy hats......
Edwina and the Alien Yeti
I was hanging with my friend brandie getting my mind vaped when she suggested we go get some cosmic brownies and an icee from the gas station. Since we were filling up we decided to fill up the Hemi, Marilynn, as well. Waiting in a neverending mile long line with our armfulls of munchies and a $5,000 fuel bill we gasped in dismay when we noticed a 8 foot tall alien yeti with gold MC hammer pants." OMG hes touching MA CAR!!!" Brandie yells, "AND LEAVING SLIME TRAILS!" She immediately throws our munchies to the ground and runs out after him. In her haste she obviously doesnt realize that I have fallen off of my shoulder perch. I am slammed to the ground and almost break my glittery pink shoes! The yeti sees the crazy pink haired lady running at him and jumps in his monster truck to make a getaway. But nothing is faster then Marilynn. "I'll catch your skanky alien ... and beat you with a stick!" Yells Brandie. "Come on Edwina!"
My short little legs just cant seem to catch up so leap with all my magical force to slide across the hood of Marilynn but Brandie punches it and squeels away. I have no choice but to grab onto the hood scoop for dear life!
And thus begins our adventure...
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haha yeah exactly. ok i thought it was funnyHer PV was telling a story.
My PV goes with me where protection is needed!!!
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My PV goes with me on hot pursuit of smokers who light up too close to entrances to government buildings.
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We've got cops on Segways, bikes, boats; you name it. But what ON EARTH is that thing lol?! Looks like some kind of Roman Chariot without the horses!
Whatever it is it looks like fun lol
My PV goes with me on hot pursuit of smokers who light up too close to entrances to government buildings.
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We've got cops on Segways, bikes, boats; you name it. But what ON EARTH is that thing lol?! Looks like some kind of Roman Chariot without the horses!
Whatever it is it looks like fun lol
My Boxer p**ped a cat!!!!!!
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Not a contest entry. I just thought it was a fun pic. I threw my PV in for the hell of it.
That is a good one!!!!
Good looking boxer too Capt.
My Boxer p**ped a cat!!!!!!
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Not a contest entry. I just thought it was a fun pic. I threw my PV in for the hell of it.