Juice flavors that DONT need to be invented!!!

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ScatRD

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Diesel....

Worst taste ever!!
I used to work as a diesel mechanic and would get raw fuel on your hands a lot, get thirsty, walk over to the cooler and grab a Coke and pop the top without thinking about it and take a big ole swallow, BAM!! That instant regret as you realized you just cross contaminated your lovely chilled beverage!
You walk around for the next 2 days and everytime you exhale you taste the Exxon Valdez that ran aground on your palate!
 

tjkurtz

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years ago i bought a bunch of them bertie botts every flavor jelly beans.

its really quite amazing how true those flavors are. barf, dirt, grass, earthworm ... spot on, though very disgusting. i often wonder who does the qc on those flavors.

to add to the list:
dirty gym socks
envelope glue
playdough
puppy chow/meow mix
fermunda cheese


Allthough a pack of bertie botts would be kinda fun for halloween
 

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Crimson fan?

21st Century Schizoid Man!

Not so very oddly, I haven't actually listened to much Crimson. I acquired 3 or 4 LPs at a garage sale, but my turntable isn't doing so well, and at the moment it isn't a high priority to replace it. Especially not when what I want to replace it with is $2700. I have In the Court of the Crimson King on CD.

Another non-flavor: kimchi.
 

modistru

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I acquired 3 or 4 LPs at a garage sale, but my turntable isn't doing so well, and at the moment it isn't a high priority to replace it. Especially not when what I want to replace it with is $2700. I have In the Court of the Crimson King on CD...

Playing garage sale vinyl on a $2700 turntable? YIKES! Discipline, all I'm sayin'

I'm sticking with garlic = wrong, but how about

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Whistle_Pig

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Playing garage sale vinyl on a $2700 turntable? YIKES! Discipline, all I'm sayin'

I'm sticking with garlic = wrong, but how about

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Just because it's from a garage sale doesn't mean it's played out. It could be, but I don't yet know. If I were to sell my collection at a garage sale, you'd find some nearly pristine examples.

Anything food is likely a flavor that at least some number of people would like. Pepperoni pizza, e.g.

Mildew.
 

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Just because it's from a garage sale doesn't mean it's played out. It could be, but I don't yet know. If I were to sell my collection at a garage sale, you'd find some nearly pristine examples.

That's true. I didn't mean any disrespect to your finds. My favorite KC album is Discipline. PLEASE let me know when you decide to have a garage sale :)

New Flavors!!!
Beluga Caviar
Angostura Bitters
Worcestershire Sauce
 
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