Juice flavors that DONT need to be invented!!!

[shutterbug]

Red tide
Wet Dog
and I saw Cream Cheese flavor the other day somewhere...

I think the Rose flavored liquid would be pretty good.

 

[the_antisheep]

Rock mountain oysters

 

[Whistle_Pig]

That's true. I didn't mean any disrespect to your finds. My favorite KC album is Discipline. PLEASE let me know when you decide to have a garage sale

New Flavors!!!
Beluga Caviar
Angostura Bitters
Worcestershire Sauce

Hey, no prob. Some of them are undoubtedly junk.

To get your hands on, e.g., the Mobile Fidelity pressing of Dark Side of the Moon, all you have to do is move to Colorado and wait for me to die.

Speaking of which, the contents of canopic jars would not make a good flavor.

 

[Esmoking-NY]

hot garbage flavor

 

[BradSmith]

How about Washed Ashore Dead Seal? Wads for short.

Oh wait I know, Contents of Cow Rumen. CCR.

 

[Jaka]

Pencil Shavings
...
Black Pepper
...
Grandmas perfume (Rose)
...
Roast Beef/Steak
...
Mimeograph (From way back in the day when schoolwork smelled so good)!!!

I would try Pencil Shavings or Mimeograph Fluid in a heartbeat. Roast Beef is actually kind of addictive, and the only way I can get myself to eat anything these days. Rose is really very good, but it's not so much the "rose perfume" scent/flavor - which has always reminded me of insecticide - so much as the taste of the actual flower, which is edible and very yummy, especially with a bit of mint and orange blossom to sweeten it.

Ok, playdough flavor sure, but if they could make a juice that tasted like paydough SMELLS... I would be all over that in a minute.

Agreed!

I just so happen to have some Flavourart Black pepper flavor (along with Violet, and Bread Crust) coming in the mail.

I think Black pepper might be interesting for a savory vape.

I have TW/DV's Parma Violet, and it is very tasty. Flavourart, you say? Black Pepper? That might be what I need to polish my Roast Beef/Mulled Wine combo.

9 volt battery.

I'd vape that.

WD 40

And that.

WHAT? Weird childhood nostalgia thing... I was raised by mad scientists.

Doritos

Doritos, yes. Dorito breath, no.

buttered popcorn(especially if it tastes like buttered popcorn jelly bellies)

Especially if it tastes like the Jelly Bellies!

guacamole/avocado

Guacamole, yes. The lime would make it tingle. Like a 9-volt battery...

I still don't understand Rose flavor. How the heck would that taste? Perfume really does not taste good.

It tastes like rose petals. Not like perfume. But can I vote for never ever making:

"The heavily-applied perfume of that woman who always used to walk by the smoking section at my last job and cough in a most hostile and accusatory manner while staring each of us down, which cloying perfume then lingered and flavored not only our cigarettes but everything else we tasted for the next 4 hours?"

Think of the ecological cost in labels alone!

I think the Rose flavored liquid would be pretty good.

I think it is. *atomizer gurgles* Ahhhh...

Capers is the correct answer.

Shoot, I should have read further before placing my entry - I didn't realize the thread had already turned up an inarguable winner! I change my vote to this one.

 

[Poeia]

Burning cigarette filter (as much as I enjoyed the taste when I lit the wrong end of a cigarette, I don't want to be lured back)

Raw onion
Garlic
Hot asphalt
Wet, moldy leaves
New car smell

 

[Amblerg]

wow, budster some of those flavors are straight nasty. i got popcorn and it wasnt too great.

 

[mendnwngs]

Okay, lets see here...

"Roadkill" (AKA "Sailcat #16" or "Free Cat!")

"Autumn" (AKA "Rotting Leaves especiale")

"Burning Carpet" (AKA "Burning Carpet")

"Morning Breath" (AKA "Tongue Cheese")

"Dogfart" (AKA "Canine, Refined")

-Jason

 

[jmpenza]

"Whatevers growing on my friend's shower" flavor

 

[Thundercats]

Gasoline

 

[pure_perfection]

....

Dryer lint trap.

9 volt battery.

Refried beans.

Public telephone earpiece.

Urinal mint.

Ketchup.

Tuna salad sandwich.

i live in new mexico...and trust me there are alot of people who would flock to refried bean juice ....but i am not one of them

 

[Xanax]

I've got a good one... Turkey and gravy.

 

[Xanax]

Gasoline

I don't know about that one... I looove the smell of gasoline

 

[pure_perfection]

I don't know about that one... I looove the smell of gasoline

like the smell??...hey...whatever blows your skirt up...

but taste.......ummm...not so much

 

[Xanax]

like the smell??...hey...whatever blows your skirt up...

but taste.......ummm...not so much

I'm a boy lol
The taste, yeah I'll agree... but wow I love that smell. If you notice though, a lot of liquids aren't actually "flavors" but scents, as you exhale the scent enters your sinuses and creates a sensation of taste. But I assume SOME liquids have actual flavorings/sugar in them because some are actually sweet.

 

[xmas7579]

milk... that would be bad

 

[funguy]

The thing to note here is that there are people that like lutefisk.
But they all live in Minnesota, so you have to take that into consideration.

Dude, I live in Minnesota, we don't eat that (well, some of them do.)

To add to the list:

Grease Trap
Styrofoam
Carp

 

[Whistle_Pig]

like the smell??...hey...whatever blows your skirt up...

I'm a boy lol

While it might seem so, that expression doesn't imply gender. It's just another way of saying something like "Whatever floats your boat", or "Whatever winds your clock". It's a bit paradoxical to me, as I expect most women don't actually enjoy having their skirt blown up, but there is the famous Marilyn Monroe exception to that.

See also "don't get your knickers in a twist" and other variations of that.

 

[ridhur]

Spam.

Not the junk email type, but rather the canned meat type.