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whynotvap

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Welcome to the best damned zombie sub-forum on any e-cigarette website anywhere! Please note that when beginning a phrase with the word "Holy" said phrase must end in "Batman". For example:

Holy crap Batman! Our zombie group is growing by the day!

I told my girlfriend that ^ was a new internet rule and she didn't believe me. She was texting her friend and typed 'Holy Cow!', I told her to add Batman (it's the rules!) and she typed B,a, and the autofill feature filled in tman! for her. She got a real funny look on her face and I started laughing! It's not as universal as Rule 34 but I'm sure it will get it's place in history.
 

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See?? I told you!! It's even hard coded into our everyday electronics!
I am not crazy, the voices said it was O.K.!:blink:

Do they end every sentence with "as in accordance with the prophecies." like mine do? It can be a little disturbing sometimes but it helps me tell the difference between the 'normal' strange thoughts and those of 'divine' origins... :D

Almost like adding "in bed" to the end of the fortune cookie messages, sometimes it helps to know how to put things in perspective!
 

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My voices sometimes get the prophesies and fortune cookies mixed up.

for example:

A member of your family will soon do something that will make you proud. Their flesh will rot while they stand on their feet, and their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouth. In bed.
 
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whynotvap

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My voices sometimes get the prophesies and fortune cookies mixed up.

for example:

A member of your family will soon do something that will make you proud. Their flesh will rot while they stand on their feet, and their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouth. In bed.

LOFL!!! But if you put the 'in bed' after the first sentence, it's just creepy... :D
 

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My voices sometimes get the prophesies and fortune cookies mixed up.

for example:

A member of your family will soon do something that will make you proud. Their flesh will rot while they stand on their feet, and their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouth. In bed.

I think you have a future in writing zombie fortune cookie fortunes... though I guess that means if there is no future you have a future in that... ironically that seems somehow more promising then the current state of affairs for me (what with being 2nd fiddle on a fake starship in a show that was canceled 15 years ago)
 

chrisl317

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I think you have a future in writing zombie fortune cookie fortunes... though I guess that means if there is no future you have a future in that... ironically that seems somehow more promising then the current state of affairs for me (what with being 2nd fiddle on a fake starship in a show that was canceled 15 years ago)

Now, now! You shouldn't be making fun at being part of a timeless global legacy! At least you got your hair! BTW, you know you actually make it to Admiral? Thanks for being such a good sport, too!

Thank, ZJ for the 24 hr edit rule!

I should also add that you live to see the 31st century and you get a front row spot finally in the "Head Museum".
 
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Welcome to the best damned zombie sub-forum on any e-cigarette website anywhere! Please note that when beginning a phrase with the word "Holy" said phrase must end in "Batman". For example:

Holy crap Batman! Our zombie group is growing by the day!

...and in case no one mentioned it...or they did and I was too drunk lazy to read all the posts.....unbreakable Rule #2

Taking the Lords name in vain is tolerated and in fact encouraged....any lord will do....but in this case the big JC....MUST have the word Zombie inserted somewhere...as in.....Holy Zombie Jesus....or Jesus Zombie Christ....etc.....welcome home!
 
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