I am afraid we have it all wrong.

[bssage]

A zombie mini marathon was on the other night. And in one of the shows they had a zombie strapped to a embalming table (make that half a zombie) it was the movie where the zombie say's " Send more paramedics".

Anyway they were asking the half lady zombie why she likes to eat brains. The answer was that brains are like a drug and they reduce the pain from decomposition (which I am sure is quite painful).

I just thought I should let everyone know its not nutrients, its a zombie drug. Kinda like nicotine.

Your welcome

 

[lorikay13]

Thank you! That makes brain flavored e-juice even more appropriate

 

[CES]

good to know - i think. wonder if there's a reduced harm version that doesn't require all of our brains. seems like so many get by with half a brain anyway - perhaps we could donate.

 

[lorikay13]

artificially flavored brains????? Can it be any worse than Dekang Chocolate?????

 

[CES]

hmmm...good point. But i think the savory flavors tend to be awful in their own particular ways. wasn't the ham flavor reported to be more rancid than perfumy?

 

[chrisl317]

Zombies are Junkies???

I mean I've seen some Junkies that looked like Zombies, but...

 

[CES]

i have to admit the first two words that come to mind when i think of zombie junkies are "keith" and "richards" (love the music though)

 

[lorikay13]

holy jesus zombie christ.........batman! I think I'm going to pee myself laughing!!!!!!!

 

[CES]

holy batman jesus?

no wait..that's not it....gotta get the order right...

 

[BCB]

OK. This thread just clinched it. This is easily my favorite social group on the forum. The Batman Jesus inspired me! Thank you. Thank you.

 

[CES]

Welcome BCB! Discerning zombie lovers (or haters - i think you have to go here http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/zombie-vapers/97108-side-you.html... and pick one) choose the vapin' zombies

muwahahahahah

 

[CaptJay]

I swear whenever I need a good laugh I come to this part of the forum to get it.
I usually start crying tears of laughter inside 5 mins.
I love you guys.