I will be using my chuck to shoot pool, as a jack for my truck, as a bat when playing baseball, I will chain my bicycle to it so no one can steal my bike. I will allow my wife to touch it on romantic occassions, but not for long periods of time...because its tough to impress the women folk after they get used to the size of a Chuck! I will feed it 510s for breakfast, and whip it out whenever better looking men are
threatening my masculinity. I will not ABUSE the power of the Chuck...only assist myself with extra coolness when absolutely neccessary! I will do my best not to intimidate the average Non-Chucker with my massiveness and vaporility! Maybe....but then again, maybe I will use my Chuck to take over the world...yeah...Im gonna need a cape and a cool name.